Thank you Tommy Tuberville.

[ssgaufan]

Thank you Tommy Tuberville for;

A season that I will never forget.
Putting an uninspired football team on the field for the Iron Bowl.
Having no fire in your own ass for the Iron Bowl.
For causing me to go to jail in the very near future, for beating the hell out of some stupid ass mouth breather.
Losing to Vanderbilt in my lifetime.  Sure glad that I didn't miss that one.
Finishing just above Miss St in the west after we were picked to win the fucking west.
Not having a SEC caliber qb on the fucking roster.
Making my stomach ulcer flare up all season long.
Getting beat by the mother fucker that was going to be your replacement.  You sure helped validate that one now didn't you.
Letting the streak end to the midget dick mother fucker at the shitstone.
Letting the cocksuckers run up the score on us.

FUCK YOU TUBERVILLE!

I have been on Tubs side this year, as long as he made big changes, but now I really don't care if he goes.

[tiger88]

Word has it that after the game he said he will allow the new oc to bring in his own guys. I only have one question. What in the fuck took him so long to allow this to happen???????????????

[Snaggletiger]

People, it's every couple of years that Tuberville is having to fix things in one way or another.  This shit is on him.  He fired Al Borges and tried this god forsaken Franklin experiment.  It's his recruiting that put players on the field that looked about 50% less talented than that squad they played tonight.  It was his team that fucking packed it in midway through the 3rd quarter and allowed themselves to be embarrassed...AGAIN...on national TV.  As soon as Lester fumbled, I turned to everyone in the room and said, "This team will officially quit, right here and now." 

They did. In the Iron Bowl!!!

[War Eagle!!!]

Said the guy that would rather see 3 doors doen than the Iron Bowl......

[RWS]

Said the guy that would rather see 3 doors doen than the Iron Bowl......

and you would have happily marched into T-Town for that ass raping?

[Snaggletiger]

Said the guy that would rather see 3 doors doen than the Iron Bowl......

Yep.  Fuck you.

[RWS]

thank you Tommy Tuberville for:

getting off the bus at BDS with 7 fingers held high during Tiger Walk
your players taunting the student section with 7 fingers pre-game and pissing our team off
for rubbing the streak in our faces year after year
for letting your team absolutely shit the bed today

[tiger88]

thank you Tommy Tuberville for:

getting off the bus at BDS with 7 fingers held high during Tiger Walk
your players taunting the student section with 7 fingers pre-game and pissing our team off
for rubbing the streak in our faces year after year
for letting your team absolutely shit the bed today

Thank you bama for being our bitches for 6 of the last 7 years. It will be priceless to see bammers cry again next year when we make it 7 of 8. Thank tubs again then .

[Pell City Tiger]

People, it's every couple of years that Tuberville is having to fix things in one way or another.  This shit is on him.  He fired Al Borges and tried this god forsaken Franklin experiment.  It's his recruiting that put players on the field that looked about 50% less talented than that squad they played tonight.  It was his team that fucking packed it in midway through the 3rd quarter and allowed themselves to be embarrassed...AGAIN...on national TV.  As soon as Lester fumbled, I turned to everyone in the room and said, "This team will officially quit, right here and now." 

They did. In the Iron Bowl!!!

Word. No fire whatsoever on the sideline. I have to hand it to the cocksucker that walks the other sideline, he gets in his guys face and keeps their head in the game. Our boy - well he stands there with that look on his face wearing his little headset. Maybe if he showed just a smidgen of fight himself, some of it would rub off on the players.

Hey RWS, fuck you. Do you want to sit there and tell us that the turds have never rubbed anything in our face? You guys got everything you deserved during those 6 years, and even more - so stick it up your ass.

[RWS]

Thank you bama for being our bitches for 6 of the last 7 years. It will be priceless to see bammers cry again next year when we make it 7 of 8. Thank tubs again then .

i don't think i will have to worry about it....

[RWS]

Word. No fire whatsoever on the sideline. I have to hand it to the cocksucker that walks the other sideline, he gets in his guys face and keeps their head in the game. Our boy - well he stands there with that look on his face wearing his little headset. Maybe if he showed just a smidgen of fight himself, some of it would rub off on the players.

Hey RWS, fuck you. Do you want to sit there and tell us that the turds have never rubbed anything in our face? You guys got everything you deserved during those 6 years, and even more - so stick it up your ass.

yeah, i think it was 22-0 or 29-0 Fitzgerald shanked a punt and i thought CNS was going to disintegrate him with laser eyes or some shit.

hey, fuck you too, dumbass. was i complaining about it? no. whoever wins gets to talk the shit, and if CTT wants to talk shit for winning 6 in a row thats fine. i'm particularly glad he did it with this team, because we finally have a team that decided they were going to stop that shit. if we win 6 in a row i know there's going to be some smack. quit being such a fucking pussy.

[Pell City Tiger]

yeah, i think it was 22-0 or 29-0 Fitzgerald shanked a punt and i thought CNS was going to disintegrate him with laser eyes or some shit.

hey, fuck you too, dumbass. was i complaining about it? no. whoever wins gets to talk the shit, and if CTT wants to talk shit for winning 6 in a row thats fine. i'm particularly glad he did it with this team, because we finally have a team that decided they were going to stop that shit. if we win 6 in a row i know there's going to be some smack. quit being such a fucking pussy.

Given the fact that bama typically only beats us when we're down, I don't worry too much about you guys matching the streak. Tommy is still 7-3 in the Iron Bowl and 4-3 against the little cocksucker. Enjoy this one while you can.

Congrats on beating the worst Auburn team since the Doug Barfield era.

[tiger88]

i don't think i will have to worry about it....

Thats easy to say when you have just busted a nut after 6 long years of blue balls. Woo-hoo! 1 out of 7, woo-hoo! You guys arent losing a lot but are losing several of you biggest contributors. Last time tubs had a bad season he hired a new oc and went 13-0. See you at Jordan Hare next year to begin a new streak. Woo-hoo! 1 out of 7, woo-hoo!

[RWS]

Given the fact that bama typically only beats us when we're down, I don't worry too much about you guys matching the streak. Tommy is still 7-3 in the Iron Bowl and 4-3 against the little cocksucker. Enjoy this one while you can.

Congrats on beating the worst Auburn team since the Doug Barfield era.

oh, so i guess since we sucked in 03, 04, 06, and 07 (probably one of the worst times in Alabama's history) i can just discount those AU wins? i mean, we were down and all and thats typically the only time you guys beat us.

all pre-season, Kodi Burns was a worldbeater and easily better than JPW. AU was LOADED with talent this season. CTF will make AU score fifty-hojillion points in every game. remember Chopper? Dr. Franklinstein? about how we would realize what AU was becoming come this Iron Bowl? you guys set yourselves up for it allllllll pre-season. AU fans were the ones that built the team up to be God-like, not us.

[Pell City Tiger]

oh, so i guess since we sucked in 03, 04, 06, and 07 (probably one of the worst times in Alabama's history) i can just discount those AU wins? i mean, we were down and all and thats typically the only time you guys beat us.

That's not what I said at all, numb nuts. You said next years game is pretty much a gimme (paraphrasing), and I disagree. It's not every year the midget will come up against an Auburn team playing with no real offensive coordinator. You just shut out the nations 119th ranked offense. Take pride in it. Enjoy it. It's not going to last.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

oh, so i guess since we sucked in 03, 04, 06, and 07 (probably one of the worst times in Alabama's history) i can just discount those AU wins?

You tell us, we got that excuse from you.

all pre-season, Kodi Burns was a worldbeater and easily better than JPW. AU was LOADED with talent this season. CTF will make AU score fifty-hojillion points in every game.

Tell us any reason that we shouldn't have expected success this year based on what we'd seen at the end of last year and the play of our team during spring and fall practice?  You didn't see anything different.  Quit acting as if you had.   JPW qb'd a 6-6 team.  We had ALL the reason to believe he wouldn't be the worldbeater between the two.  Congrats, but don't give yourself more credit than you deserve.

remember Chopper? Dr. Franklinstein?

 

I love people like you that claim I'm not the one that gets under your skin, yet you mention me by name.  Cute.  I'll eat crow when necessary, and this year was serving it up from time to time.  You coming in here and boasting how you knew squat about Auburn and how Auburn was going to be this year is simply laughable, yet pretty typical for you though.  BG taught you well.

about how we would realize what AU was becoming come this Iron Bowl? you guys set yourselves up for it allllllll pre-season. AU fans were the ones that built the team up to be God-like, not us.

Again, nobody here claimed "God-like" status.  We're fans, so of course we take the positive, if not fanatical route, but "God-like" status still lies securely with the toothless mouthbreathing Bear worshipers.

So, is there anything else?  Again, gloat, have fun with your one victory... You earned it.  We were obviously prepared (sarcasm...eh hem...)  Just think, you only have over 2K days until you reach what we've done to your roodie pooh asses.  Good luck with that.

[AWK]

Tuberville will be fired by Monday.

[Jumbo]

Tuberville will be fired by Monday.

Now thats the spirit, he must pay for this horrible bullshit he put on the field Saturday.

[wesfau2]

No worries.

The Bama cycle continues.  Look for a losing season next year.  Every three years...just like clock work.

[tiger88]

No worries.

The Bama cycle continues.  Look for a losing season next year.  Every three years...just like clock work.

Well, you were right about the IB, so I'll go with you on this one.