bammer sucks saban's monkey balls
Fuck them all but with ramp lady's va-jay-jay - I ain't touching that...
And today, rws, that includes you. the other 364 days a year, I am glad you are here.
Today, however - today, you are included in the goat fucking, sister marrying, wife beating, son shooting, coach kissing, cousin tongue-ing, mesh gimme cap wearing, trailer park squatting, government cheese eating, classless, toothless, drunken, inbred, brain damaged crimpsun masses.