LOL, I'll have to tell Corky, Danes & Helen that 30-50 year old men are masturbating to pictures of them on the internet. Ok, I don't know Helen all that well, but I will definitely let Corky know.
Also, I know the two girls on either side in the "auburn_girls_jerseys" pictures.
You're not scoring any points here with your "I know these girls" comments.
And I'd say that "masturbating" to Corky is a little extreme. Admiring her assets, perhaps. But masturbating? I'd have to draw a line there. Touching it a little, possibly. But masturbating? No.