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Re: Conspiracies & The Like
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2025, 03:09:01 PM »
I'm not much a conspiracy theorist.  I know they're out there in some instances, but in most cases they turn out to be just that, theories. 

There is no Illuminati, and the Deep State is just a bunch of corrupt politicians looking out for themselves, trying to become multi-skwazillionaires with a $200K/yr. salary.

BTW, I think there is an app that tracks what investments our Gubment officials are making.  If you want to get filthy rich, just watch The Nancy and the stocks she buys.

I don't buy any 9-11 conspiracy stuff. 
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« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2025, 03:25:34 PM »
For reference, a few conspiracy theories that turned out to be true:

1. Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment
2. MKUltra: the CIA Mind-Control Project
3. The 1990 Testimony of Nayirah
4. Operation Snow White: The Church of Scientology Versus The U.S. Government
5. CIA Assassinations
6. The Business Plot: Fascism in America
7. Operation Mockingbird: The CIA Propaganda Machine
8. COINTELPRO: The FBI vs. 1960s Activists
9. Operation Paperclip: Nazi Scientists Find Employment in America
10. Operation Northwoods: How to Wage War on Cuba
11. Bohemian Grove: The Rich, the Powerful, and the Giant Stone Owl
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« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2025, 04:56:14 PM »
For reference, a few conspiracy theories that turned out to be true:

1. Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment
2. MKUltra: the CIA Mind-Control Project
3. The 1990 Testimony of Nayirah
4. Operation Snow White: The Church of Scientology Versus The U.S. Government
5. CIA Assassinations
6. The Business Plot: Fascism in America
7. Operation Mockingbird: The CIA Propaganda Machine
8. COINTELPRO: The FBI vs. 1960s Activists
9. Operation Paperclip: Nazi Scientists Find Employment in America
10. Operation Northwoods: How to Wage War on Cuba
11. Bohemian Grove: The Rich, the Powerful, and the Giant Stone Owl

Oh man, I forgot about most of those.  In fact, all of those, because I've never heard of any of them.  Giant Stone Owl?  Now, you're just making stuff up.
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« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2025, 05:02:58 PM »
On the 9/11 piece, a documentary titled "Zeitgeist" that came out in 2007 raised my suspicions speaking along the same lines regarding thermite, melting point of steel, and conflicting intelligence reports.  Why do you not discuss with anyone, if you don't mind me asking?
I can only imagine how surviving family members and first responders might react to someone casting doubt on our leadership and the official storyline. I brought it up once while chatting  with my sister's and they both responded in unison, "really," as if they had never given it a second thought. Not a popular take.
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« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2025, 05:42:28 PM »
All this reminds me of years ago, when a buddy of mine was all worked up about a "documentary" he had seen the night before, about these three college students who got lost in the woods in Maryland.  They kept trying to find their way out, but kept winding up in the same place.  There was something in the woods after them. They all disappeared, but had filmed the whole ordeal.  The footage was found, and he watched it last night, and it was the scariest thing he'd ever seen.  No one has ever found them either.

Randy, what was this "documentary" called?

I believe it was called The Blair Witch Project. You've GOTTA see it.

Uh huh.  And what channel was it on?

The Sci-Fi Chan......Oh.....never mind!
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« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2025, 05:45:57 PM »
BTW, I've got a real conspiracy for you.


The NFL and Kansas City Chiefs.
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« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2025, 05:08:40 AM »
We have had legitimate conspiracies in this country but you come off as a nut job when you start bundling them with the likes of the Illuminati, the New World Order and the Book of Enoch etc.
Somewhere in this country there are young folk sitting around smoking on the weed wondering how a once in a lifetime talent like Taylor Swift fits into the grand scheme of things.









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« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2025, 06:16:59 AM »
…a once in a lifetime talent like Taylor Swift fits into the grand scheme of things.

Wiregrass Tiger has more talent than T Swift.  She is the product of great marketing more than anything. 

Talented?  Yes.  Entertaining?  Yes.  Marketed to the hilt?  Yes.

Once in a lifetime talent?  You have lost whatever mind you once had. 
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« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2025, 07:10:31 AM »
Wiregrass Tiger has more talent than T Swift.  She is the product of great marketing more than anything. 

Talented?  Yes.  Entertaining?  Yes.  Marketed to the hilt?  Yes.

Once in a lifetime talent?  You have lost whatever mind you once had.

Yup.
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« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2025, 10:13:41 AM »
Wiregrass Tiger has more talent than T Swift.  She is the product of great marketing more than anything. 

Talented?  Yes.  Entertaining?  Yes.  Marketed to the hilt?  Yes.

Once in a lifetime talent?  You have lost whatever mind you once had.

I'm really starting to worry about you.
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« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2025, 10:33:23 AM »
For reference, a few conspiracy theories that turned out to be true:

1. Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment
2. MKUltra: the CIA Mind-Control Project
3. The 1990 Testimony of Nayirah
4. Operation Snow White: The Church of Scientology Versus The U.S. Government
5. CIA Assassinations
6. The Business Plot: Fascism in America
7. Operation Mockingbird: The CIA Propaganda Machine
8. COINTELPRO: The FBI vs. 1960s Activists
9. Operation Paperclip: Nazi Scientists Find Employment in America
10. Operation Northwoods: How to Wage War on Cuba
11. Bohemian Grove: The Rich, the Powerful, and the Giant Stone Owl

You're going to be able to add Pizzagate, Epstein Island (Gates, Clinton, etc.),Epstein suicide, J6 Fraud ("insurrection" run by democrats), Ukranian money-laundering to Biden, Kerry, Romney, and more, Covid designed to stop Trump, and a hundred more as time goes on. The Clinton murders will likely never get pinned, nor will Obama killing his chef - but those are true too.

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« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2025, 10:53:29 AM »
Wiregrass Tiger has more talent than T Swift.  She is the product of great marketing more than anything. 

Talented?  Yes.  Entertaining?  Yes.  Marketed to the hilt?  Yes.

Once in a lifetime talent?  You have lost whatever mind you once had.

Talented?  No.  Not in the least.  Monotone whining, zero vocal range.  Absolute garbage.
Entertaining?  To whom? 

A farting baboon with a kazoo stuck in its bunghole has more "talent" than Taylor Swift.
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« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2025, 10:56:40 AM »
RIP in peace, WT.  Catching aids in the butt is no easy way to go.
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« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2025, 11:08:59 AM »
RIP in peace, WT.  Catching aids in the butt is no easy way to go.

Nice pun.  He got it from catching.
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« Reply #34 on: February 06, 2025, 01:53:34 PM »
You're going to be able to add Pizzagate, Epstein Island (Gates, Clinton, etc.),Epstein suicide, J6 Fraud ("insurrection" run by democrats), Ukranian money-laundering to Biden, Kerry, Romney, and more, Covid designed to stop Trump, and a hundred more as time goes on. The Clinton murders will likely never get pinned, nor will Obama killing his chef - but those are true too.

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« Reply #35 on: February 06, 2025, 03:30:19 PM »
I refuse to explain sarcasm.
Google it.
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« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2025, 03:48:47 PM »
I refuse to explain sarcasm.
Google it.

WYTAW?
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« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2025, 04:32:58 PM »
I refuse to explain sarcasm.
Google it.

Totally missed it. 
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« Reply #38 on: February 06, 2025, 07:21:54 PM »


Ok, ostrich.  Keep that head buried. 

I didn't even get to adrenocrhome. 
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« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2025, 11:35:27 AM »
Ok, ostrich.  Keep that head buried. 

I didn't even get to adrenocrhome.

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