Signature Tuberville win

[Kaos]

Every season since Tuberville arrived at Auburn, his teams have provided fans with a signature win: One of those defining moments that gives fans solace, hope, inspiration or pride. He gives them something to hang their hats on, something to take the sting out of what might otherwise be a disappointing season, something to provide encouragement for seasons to come. 

Look back through his Auburn history:

1999: AU 38 UGA 20
2000: AU 29 Georgia 26
2001: AU 23 Florida 20
2002: AU 17 Alabama 7
2003: AU 28 Tennessee 21
2004: Pick from wins over UGA, LSU or UT
2005: AU 31 UGA 30
2006: AU 27 Florida 17
2007: AU 20 Florida 17

Unless Auburn wins Saturday, there won't be one of those games for Tuberville in 2008. If there was any realisitic hope of an upset, I'd be quietly looking forward to the deflation to come (like I was when they were talking all their shit in 2002) but this is the most dysfunctional Auburn team I've seen since Jimmy Carter was president. Alabama wins 31-10, 34-14 or something like that. And Tub goes without a signature win for the first time since he got to AU. 

[tiger88]

Part of me wants to admit that it should be a 31-10 or 31-14 win. The slightly larger part feels like we are going to play some serious ball with them and possibly win.

[Kaos]

Part of me wants to admit that it should be a 31-10 or 31-14 win. The slightly larger part feels like we are going to play some serious ball with them and possibly win.

That begs the question:  Are you thinking with your dick or your head? 

[tiger88]

That begs the question:  Are you thinking with your dick or your head? 

I know it defies logic and the odds, but so did the ass kicking we gave them that started the string of wins. Our d will have to play its best game of the year and if we can just kick it up one or two notches on offense and get a break or two, anything is possible.

Give ensminger two weeks and he can defeat the world  .

[AUChizad]

Part of me wants to admit that it should be a 31-10 or 31-14 win. The slightly larger part feels like we are going to play some serious ball with them and possibly win.

I'll slow clap with you. I too believe we will hang with them and possibly even win this game. I can't justify it, but I feel it too.

[Rancid Milk]

I think our defense will show up and play well...I think our offense is going to stuh-ruggle mightily.

I see a repeat of games kind of like 1990 and 1991...not blow-outs on the scoreboard, but they weren't games that I really felt like we were in, even though we were.

I'm sensing something like 14-6 bad guys.

[Snaggletiger]

Too bad he overused Fannin last week. He would probably be able to help us.   

[Buzz Killington]

Too bad he overused Fannin last week. He would probably be able to help us.   

Didn't you hear?  He was saving Fannin for the last game...and Lester...and Swinton...and Dunn.
No need to worry.  24-21 good guys.

Now, where's that sarcasm emoticon again?

[Kaos]

Didn't you hear?  He was saving Fannin for the last game...and Lester...and Swinton...and Dunn.
No need to worry.  24-21 good guys.

Now, where's that sarcasm emoticon again?

Seriously, I don't want to look.  When was the last time this team scored more than 20?

[wesfau2]

I know it defies logic and the odds, but so did the ass kicking we gave them that started the string of wins. Our d will have to play its best game of the year and if we can just kick it up one or two notches on offense and get a break or two, anything is possible.

Give ensminger two weeks and he can defeat the world  .

Not a chance.  The streak is over.

[Saniflush]

Not a chance.  The streak is over.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

"And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! "

"What the fuck happened to the Auburn I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest week of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to make fun of the bammers, we might not win." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Mal Moore, he's a dead man! , Saban, dead! Sarah Jessica..."

[War Eagle!!!]

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

"And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! "

"What the fuck happened to the Auburn I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest week of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to make fun of the bammers, we might not win." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Mal Moore, he's a dead man! , Saban, dead! Sarah Jessica..."

 

I'm with you!

[Saniflush]

The streak began when we weren't supposed to win that game.

Fuck them!

[War Eagle!!!]

The streak began when we weren't supposed to win that game.

Fuck them!

Fuck it dude...let's strap it up now. Damn, I don't want to get my hopes up but fuck it...

Alabama is not an Oklahoma or Florida type of team...I think they are beatable....hopefully Tubby can pull out some magic! We have a streak over Alabama for a reason....we know how to beat their asses! You can't substitute that winning attitude....

[Saniflush]

Fuck it dude...let's strap it up now. Damn, I don't want to get my hopes up but fuck it...

Alabama is not an Oklahoma or Florida type of team...I think they are beatable....hopefully Tubby can pull out some magic! We have a streak over Alabama for a reason....we know how to beat their asses! You can't substitute that winning attitude....

You notice you aren't hearing anything out of the bama folks in general.  not the usual bravado and shit talking.  You know why?  Cause they know as well as anyone else that their "were back" season can come crashing down this weekend on national television.  oh the horror!  Not only is the perfect season ruined, not only was it a loss to the barn, but the streak continues on top of it. 

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

If The Commercial Broadcast System fucks up and lets the Georgia game run over half the first quarter Saturday, I'm going to blow something the fuck up.

That is all.

[Kaos]

You notice you aren't hearing anything out of the bama folks in general.  not the usual bravado and shit talking.  You know why?  Cause they know as well as anyone else that their "were back" season can come crashing down this weekend on national television.  oh the horror!  Not only is the perfect season ruined, not only was it a loss to the barn, but the streak continues on top of it. 

Just another indicator of the complete role reversal that's taken place over the last 25 years.  Even when Auburn had the better team we'd been afraid to say too much because it might come back to bite us in the ass. 

They used to never consider it.   No matter how THIS season turns out, that's worth something.  It's worth a lot in my book. 

Fuck Alabama. I hate those ignorant bandwagon-riding son of a bitches with every fiber of my being. I don't EVER wish them success. I wish them spectacular flaming fucking failure.  If Adolf Hitler came back from the dead and put a Nazi football team on the field to play those cocksuckers, I would be goosestepping up and down the street in my SS uniform. Fuck them and their stupidly-named kids.  Bryant Crimson? Fuck that kid and his retarded parents. If an Alabama graduate was running for president, I'd vote for Baboo the chimp.

Fuck Alabama.  I won't wear anything red or allow any red shit in my house except for Santa's Christmas suit and I'm a little tired of that fat bastard's fashion choices.  Fuck Sela Ward. I don't give a shit if she's giving out free blow jobs in the town square, I don't want anything from her skanky ass. Fuck Kenny Stabler's drunk ass. Fuck Bear Bryant and the cheating fuck he was. Fuck houndstooth and any whore stupid enough to wear it. Fuck those ugly ass houndstooth twins. DAMN, those are some ugly bitches.  And like all true Alabama fans, they never attended the school. Fuck them and their sidewalk.

Fuck Alabama. Fuck every cocksmoking motherfucker that put a Bama flag or magnet on his car after the Georgia game.  And fuck every single one of the bastards who takes it down when the Tahd loses. Fuck Barry Krauss and his cro magnon face. Fuck Daniel Moore. Fuck Shaun Alexander, his shoe sense and his lisp. Fuck Brodie Croyle and his balsa wood bones. Fuck anything and everything crimson.  Fuck the tobacco-stained old turds with the 70s era trucker hats. Fuck the shitty parents who teach their kids to say RT.  Fuck Paul Finebaum and every douchebag who calls his show. 

I fucking hate Alabama.

[Buzz Killington]

Just another indicator of the complete role reversal that's taken place over the last 25 years.  Even when Auburn had the better team we'd been afraid to say too much because it might come back to bite us in the ass. 

They used to never consider it.   No matter how THIS season turns out, that's worth something.  It's worth a lot in my book. 

Fuck Alabama. I hate those ignorant bandwagon-riding son of a bitches with every fiber of my being. I don't EVER wish them success. I wish them spectacular flaming fucking failure.  If Adolf Hitler came back from the dead and put a Nazi football team on the field to play those cocksuckers, I would be goosestepping up and down the street in my SS uniform. Fuck them and their stupidly-named kids.  Bryant Crimson? Fuck that kid and his retarded parents. If an Alabama graduate was running for president, I'd vote for Baboo the chimp.

Fuck Alabama.  I won't wear anything red or allow any red shit in my house except for Santa's Christmas suit and I'm a little tired of that fat bastard's fashion choices.  Fuck Sela Ward. I don't give a shit if she's giving out free blow jobs in the town square, I don't want anything from her skanky ass. Fuck Kenny Stabler's drunk ass. Fuck Bear Bryant and the cheating fuck he was. Fuck houndstooth and any whore stupid enough to wear it. Fuck those ugly ass houndstooth twins. DAMN, those are some ugly bitches.  And like all true Alabama fans, they never attended the school. Fuck them and their sidewalk.

Fuck Alabama. Fuck every cocksmoking motherfucker that put a Bama flag or magnet on his car after the Georgia game.  And fuck every single one of the bastards who takes it down when the Tahd loses. Fuck Barry Krauss and his cro magnon face. Fuck Daniel Moore. Fuck Shaun Alexander, his shoe sense and his lisp. Fuck Brodie Croyle and his balsa wood bones. Fuck anything and everything crimson.  Fuck the tobacco-stained old turds with the 70s era trucker hats. Fuck the shitty parents who teach their kids to say RT.  Fuck Paul Finebaum and every douchebag who calls his show. 

I fucking hate Alabama.

       

[lifesapplepie]

Just another indicator of the complete role reversal that's taken place over the last 25 years.  Even when Auburn had the better team we'd been afraid to say too much because it might come back to bite us in the ass. 

They used to never consider it.   No matter how THIS season turns out, that's worth something.  It's worth a lot in my book. 

Fuck Alabama. I hate those ignorant bandwagon-riding son of a bitches with every fiber of my being. I don't EVER wish them success. I wish them spectacular flaming fucking failure.  If Adolf Hitler came back from the dead and put a Nazi football team on the field to play those cocksuckers, I would be goosestepping up and down the street in my SS uniform. Fuck them and their stupidly-named kids.  Bryant Crimson? Fuck that kid and his retarded parents. If an Alabama graduate was running for president, I'd vote for Baboo the chimp.

Fuck Alabama.  I won't wear anything red or allow any red shit in my house except for Santa's Christmas suit and I'm a little tired of that fat bastard's fashion choices.  Fuck Sela Ward. I don't give a shit if she's giving out free blow jobs in the town square, I don't want anything from her skanky ass. Fuck Kenny Stabler's drunk ass. Fuck Bear Bryant and the cheating fuck he was. Fuck houndstooth and any whore stupid enough to wear it. Fuck those ugly ass houndstooth twins. DAMN, those are some ugly bitches.  And like all true Alabama fans, they never attended the school. Fuck them and their sidewalk.

Fuck Alabama. Fuck every cocksmoking motherfucker that put a Bama flag or magnet on his car after the Georgia game.  And fuck every single one of the bastards who takes it down when the Tahd loses. Fuck Barry Krauss and his cro magnon face. Fuck Daniel Moore. Fuck Shaun Alexander, his shoe sense and his lisp. Fuck Brodie Croyle and his balsa wood bones. Fuck anything and everything crimson.  Fuck the tobacco-stained old turds with the 70s era trucker hats. Fuck the shitty parents who teach their kids to say RT.  Fuck Paul Finebaum and every douchebag who calls his show. 

I fucking hate Alabama.

  BRAVO!!!!!!!  Sat. could not come fast enough!!!!

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Let it out brother.  We need more!!!