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Hate when we suck...

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Hate when we suck...
« on: October 02, 2024, 02:25:33 PM »
I hate when AU sucks for a lot of reasons. 

One that's become obvious is that this place turns into a graveyard.  It's depressed. Nobody contributes. It withers. 

People are afraid to talk politics because somebody might blowhard and panties might get wadded.  Nobody watches movies I guess. All conversation evaporates as AU waves at mediocrity as it plummets to the bottom of the barrel.

It's just the dead zone in here and it's because AU stinks at the football.  Sad. 
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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2024, 02:30:12 PM »
I'm sick and tired of trying to keep this place going all by myself.  Providing the in depth reporting on the latest topics, while being incredibly funny, witty and good looking all at the same time, is a tough, thankless job.

I'll keep pushing forward, though.

WT doesn't post anymore because he's a worn out vagina. 
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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2024, 02:33:20 PM »
WT doesn't post anymore because he's a worn out vagina.

Is he still alive? Lurking? Will he abuse your wife now for calling him that?
We need to know.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2024, 02:44:47 PM »
As every day prices become more and more inflated,
We also have to endure the suck of the current state of Auburn Football, leaving us more deflated.
The world edges closer towards another major World War,
As we have the displeasure of repeatedly witnessing our team owning the losing score.
The Auburn we love is in a hole so very deep,
That the fan base has become increasingly apathetic, as if we were asleep.
Brighter days are ahead for country & team, yes we hope that is true,
So that Auburn and the US of A returns to glory, making us even prouder to support the school we love and the red, white, and blue…

I almost found a way to work f*ggot in there, but it didn’t jive with the rest.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2024, 03:11:54 PM by Snakebite »
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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2024, 03:16:01 PM »
The world has gone crazy, this much is true
And Auburn's performance has sure made us blue
But one thing for certain, that would brighten my day
Is C4 explosive, blowing Jay Jay's monstrosity away
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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2024, 04:28:55 PM »
As every day prices become more and more inflated,
We also have to endure the suck of the current state of Auburn Football, leaving us more deflated.
The world edges closer towards another major World War,
As we have the displeasure of repeatedly witnessing our team owning the losing score.
The Auburn we love is in a hole so very deep,
That the fan base has become increasingly apathetic, as if we were asleep.
Brighter days are ahead for country & team, yes we hope that is true,
So that Auburn and the US of A returns to glory, making us even prouder to support the school we love and the red, white, and blue…

I almost found a way to work f*ggot in there, but it didn’t jive with the rest.

Is this a haiku?  I forget the rules.
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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2024, 04:36:37 PM »
Is this a haiku?  I forget the rules.

Gesundheit
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2024, 04:45:44 PM »
Is this a haiku?  I forget the rules.

Just words that rhyme.  I don't play by the rules.

Haiku version:
As prices soar high,
And Auburn loses the games...
We drown our sorrows.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2024, 05:18:31 PM by Snakebite »
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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2024, 05:18:48 PM »
FUCK GEORGIA!
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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2024, 05:34:39 PM »
lack of board participation goes beyond football struggles. 

movies, yeah we all enjoy them but 7/19ths of the movies you review no one will ever watch. and if they did they'll just disagree with you.  no offense, i read 18/19ths of them.

politics ...honestly wes was the only one that didn't align with any of us. you can only abuse him so many times.

some of us got on with life.  women, sex and kids.  some died. 

wiregrass probably ran off half a dozen or so with his antics. plus you lose him you lose a dozen alias.

i'm sure there are more things to write but need to save those for a post tomorrow. 


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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2024, 09:02:06 AM »
I admit that my contribution is limited but the Auburn answer is simple and the proof is evident in the recent history of grabbing transfers like Cam and Nick, win one play for another. We didn't have the core recruiting (namely offensive line) that would sustain those appearances in the aftermath. We have a staff that will keep building. Auburn will hold on to the best of them because it's Auburn.

Been watching a series called The Pacific. It's not Band of Brothers. The series follows a group of Marines (mortar unit) and it's very combat driven in the most base of elements (no French countryside) and far more savage than we have seen in any depiction of that theater of WWII. Don't watch expecting to have your spirits lifted. It ain't happening!

As for politics I think Trump wins by at least 5 points overall if we could only have an honest count of votes. 

My siblings are having health problems and I'm hit or miss here mostly as a distraction from life's more personal challenges.

Out of nowhere I
had a vivid dream of toting around a small goldfish in a bag. I tossed it into a large plastic trashcan.

That's the dream.







 
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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2024, 09:20:15 AM »
lack of board participation goes beyond football struggles. 

movies, yeah we all enjoy them but 7/19ths of the movies you review no one will ever watch. and if they did they'll just disagree with you.  no offense, i read 18/19ths of them.

politics ...honestly wes was the only one that didn't align with any of us. you can only abuse him so many times.

some of us got on with life.  women, sex and kids.  some died. 

wiregrass probably ran off half a dozen or so with his antics. plus you lose him you lose a dozen alias.

i'm sure there are more things to write but need to save those for a post tomorrow.

I write the reviews for me. I just like to write. 

Wondering about the ones that are gone.  Some I know.  But others?  Who died? 

Whence the following:

AWK
VandyVol
Rottenbottom
Garman
Townhall
AUTiger1
djsimp
dallas
Token
PCT
AU2000
Shug
bottomfeeder

There are more, but those off the top of my head.
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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2024, 09:36:33 AM »
Sani got gotten by work and family health issues. 

Chief. He's consistent on the bookfaces, but makes a rare appearance here.

Buzz. Just lazy.  Can't get any work out of that boy.

GF.  Died from a moderate to severe case of goat aids.

Rottenbottom.  See GF above.  Hmmm....
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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2024, 09:47:20 AM »
WT is scared of Wes
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2024, 10:12:35 AM »
Been watching a series called The Pacific. 

Love it, but I fucking hate how the API Co-Ed refers to it as "bama poly" in the final episode as Sledge is signing up for classes at the loveliest village.  Like fingernails on a chalk board.
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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2024, 11:09:18 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2024, 12:17:31 PM »
Terrified!

Speaking of movies, I wish my guardian angel was a hot as the one in Terrifier 2. She's got all of it. Looks like a real person. Does her own martial arts and stunts. Is kind of a smartass. Purrrrrrrrrr

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"I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg

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« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2024, 03:09:06 PM »
Speaking of movies, I wish my guardian angel was a hot as the one in Terrifier 2. She's got all of it. Looks like a real person. Does her own martial arts and stunts. Is kind of a smartass. Purrrrrrrrrr



Your picture did not post.  We all feel robbed.
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Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2024, 03:34:27 PM »
Your picture did not post.  We all feel robbed.

Not only do I see it, I see it twice because of your quote. Maybe upgrade from the Commodore 64 or BlackBerry Storm you are viewing this webzone with.
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"I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg

Re: Hate when we suck...
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2024, 03:53:17 PM »
Not only do I see it, I see it twice because of your quote. Maybe upgrade from the Commodore 64 or BlackBerry Storm you are viewing this webzone with.

My work's firewall must be blocking it.
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