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From Porn to the Cafeteria

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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2008, 12:39:52 PM »
The Bird = The word.

I want to see pictures of the lunch lady's you had while in school if you wouldn't have hit the ex-porn star as an 18 year old. 

You fuckers are liars.
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2008, 12:55:07 PM »
I didn't say I wouldn't hit it.  They do make copious amounts of liquor for a reason you know.  But, that one pic in the black leather screams double wide and a pack of Winstons.
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2008, 12:55:53 PM »
Dude, you have some serious fundamental wiring problems if you think this



Is hotter than this





I see no appreciable difference.  Neither are what I'd call seriouslt attractive, but the big plastic tits on the one might be more fun than the anorexic whining of the other.  I could flip a coin and lose either way.  
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2008, 04:18:26 PM »
I see no appreciable difference.
:jaw:

You are a psychological case study unto yourself.
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2008, 04:37:09 PM »
:jaw:

You are a psychological case study unto yourself.

What I mean by that is that I find neither particularly attractive.  You give the big whore enough makeup, turn the lights down just right, CGI some of the rough spots (like they did for Fox in Transformers), airbrush her up right an get a pro to shoot her photos and she's going to look a hell of a lot better than she does in that photo. 

You're comparing a harsh reality to a complete fantasy and trying to make judgements.

Take this shot of her for instance:


Better?

What about this?
 
Closer to your threshold?
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Re: From Porn to the Cafeteria
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2008, 04:56:59 PM »
What I mean by that is that I find neither particularly attractive.  You give the big whore enough makeup, turn the lights down just right, CGI some of the rough spots (like they did for Fox in Transformers), airbrush her up right an get a pro to shoot her photos and she's going to look a hell of a lot better than she does in that photo. 

You're comparing a harsh reality to a complete fantasy and trying to make judgements.

Take this shot of her for instance:


Better?

What about this?
 
Closer to your threshold?

Exactly...  He took a shitty image of one whore and compared it to a glamor-shot of the other whore.  There's no comparison when you do that. 
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