Pre-Dick-Shuns Week # Deux

[War Damn Six]

Don't laugh.  I have a 33 year old nephew who is still in school working on his 17th Engineering degree, Doctorate, Magna Cum Loudly, or some shit. 

Never done a full day's work in his life, or paid a dime in taxes, but he will damn sure tell you how you should live and what to believe.

Does he have any eligibility left?

[chinook]

Does he have any eligibility left?

gross

[The Six]

I heard someone refer to the Duke vs. Northwestern games as "The Consultants Bowl" and I can't get that out of my head.

[The Six]

Anybody got thoughts on Colorado @ Nebraska? Line is -7.5 to the Cornshuckers. That seems steep.

[Kaos]

Anybody got thoughts on Colorado @ Nebraska? Line is -7.5 to the Cornshuckers. That seems steep.

I hope Colorado gets stomped into a mudhole.  Does that count as a thought?

[The Six]

I hope Colorado gets stomped into a mudhole.  Does that count as a thought?

[Snaggletiger]

Nebraska was Jekyll & Hyde last year. Defense was really good.  #13 overall giving up 18.3 a game and 303 total yards.

Offense was teh major suxxors sitting at #123 and averaging 18 a game.  They've had 7 consecutive losing records.

The good news, is the highest rated player evah at Nebraska will be starting at QB.  Freshman, Dylan Ravioli. Plus, they have 9 starters returning on D.

North Dakota State went through the Buffs O-line like buttah.  I think the Corn Cobbs should do the same. 

[The Six]

Nebraska was Jekyll & Hyde last year. Defense was really good.  #13 overall giving up 18.3 a game and 303 total yards.

Offense was teh major suxxors sitting at #123 and averaging 18 a game.  They've had 7 consecutive losing records.

The good news, is the highest rated player evah at Nebraska will be starting at QB.  Freshman, Dylan Ravioli. Plus, they have 9 starters returning on D.

North Dakota State went through the Buffs O-line like buttah.  I think the Corn Cobbs should do the same.

I heard somewheres Ravilolitoni got some major corn coin to where his papa's red and white. Hopefully they held on to the receipt. Bet Florida State wishes they had with DJ Ukelele.

[jmar]

I heard somewheres Ravilolitoni got some major corn coin to where his papa's red and white. Hopefully they held on to the receipt. Bet Florida State wishes they had with DJ Ukelele.

Something to consider:
Could the NIL problems that FSU had in the off season be causing some sort of negative fallout among the entire team?
They look absolutely awful across the board.

[Snakebite]

Something to consider:
Could the NIL problems that FSU had in the off season be causing some sort of negative fallout among the entire team?
They look absolutely awful across the board.

How could you think of anything else other than an inmate texting app? It is how I’ve been able to keep up with WT ever since he was imprisoned/exiled for rhyming with maggot.

FSU getting snubbed and having to bite the pillow in the bowl game as UGA went in dry, Dabo not adapting, pulling in teams from the west coast… the ACC & Big12 are on the fast track to irrelevancy until the next conference realignment that shifts even more to the NFL model. 2 super conferences is the only way I see this shaking out and making sense again.

[The Six]

All I know is the got dam Germans got nothing to do with it!

[Snakebite]

Due to my unwarranted optimism, I’d like to apologize to the board for my blind faith on predicting the score today’s game. Terrible performance.

[jmar]

Due to my unwarranted optimism, I’d like to apologize to the board for my blind faith on predicting the score today’s game. Terrible performance.

Cautionary tale dude was right.

[jmar]

Gonna take more than a QB1 change.
Defense got handled.
Offensive line performed miserably bad as a unit.


Okay the defense was given some short fields. Still... we should expect better.

[The Six]

Wilcox and his dudes took this business trip seriously. Showed up. Kicked ass. Withstood mistakes. Kicked more ass. Won. And celebrated. Credit to them.