Bocephus had it right...

[Kaos]

Interest is up and the stock market's down...

[AUJarhead]

Who has the Beechnut?

[War Damn Six]

For the record, I have never been mugged when I’ve gone downtown. 

I have some Grizzly Long Cut Wintergreen. 

[Kaos]

He never called me by my name...

[The Six]

He never called me by my name...

I thought that was David Allen Coe by way of Steve Goodman.

[War Damn Six]

He’s picking up the pieces and retying the knot…mixaphorically speaking. 

[Kaos]

I thought that was David Allen Coe by way of Steve Goodman.

He never called me by my name, just hillbilly. 

It's Hank Jr.  I reached for the obscure, but sadly this is one of those songs I know every word to by heart. 

[chinook]

For the record, I have never been mugged when I’ve gone downtown. 

I have some Grizzly Long Cut Wintergreen.

Grizzly? 

[War Damn Six]

Grizzly?

I can’t afford Kodiak anymore.

[Kaos]

I can’t afford Kodiak anymore.

Can’t afford to be on a tube feeder for a couple months either. 

Put that bunny back in the box boss.

[War Damn Six]

Can’t afford to be on a tube feeder for a couple months either. 

Put that bunny back in the box boss.

Damn it. You DO care.  I’m actually trying.  Using a tobacco and nicotine free product to wean myself off it.

[The Six]

He never called me by my name, just hillbilly. 

It's Hank Jr.  I reached for the obscure, but sadly this is one of those songs I know every word to by heart.

Ahh, yes. Similar lines but different songs, yes. Good pull.