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I'm Calling It

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I'm Calling It
« on: August 23, 2024, 11:01:26 AM »
Last night, I watched a good bit of the high school game between Thompson and Grayson of Georgia.  Several Auburn commits showing out in that game.  I was also looking forward to the game I'm going to tonight.  Football is finally here.

After the game, I went to bed , but I had this strange itch just under my ball sac.  Scratched all through the night, and when I woke up and washed my finger, I took the pups out for their morning pee.

When I walked out with them on the back porch....I felt it!  Not only was it significantly cooler, but that itch was ramped up to 11.  I reached in for one last scratch, raised my arms and yelled to the world.......
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: I'm Calling It
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2024, 11:02:06 AM »




THE TAINT
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: I'm Calling It
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2024, 11:44:35 AM »
You beautiful man, you!

On this, the twenty third day of August, in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty four, the taint hath been declared! Let us all rejoice, and be sure not be downwind of Sir Snaggle’s tainted fingers.
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Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Re: I'm Calling It
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2024, 12:09:08 PM »
Praise be to the Lord!
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Re: I'm Calling It
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2024, 01:33:52 PM »
Fight The Man. Damn The Power. Steal the kickers.
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Re: I'm Calling It
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2024, 02:47:57 PM »
You beautiful man, you!

On this, the twenty third day of August, in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty four, the taint hath been declared! Let us all rejoice, and be sure not be downwind of Sir Snaggle’s tainted fingers.

looks like 6 weeks of misery. 
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Re: I'm Calling It
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2024, 03:17:34 PM »
looks like 6 weeks of misery.

The Geoduck didn’t see its own shadow?
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Re: I'm Calling It
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2024, 04:36:09 PM »
The Geoduck didn’t see its own shadow?

Solid regional reference.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: I'm Calling It
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2024, 06:38:38 PM »
Solid regional reference.

my guess he learned it from mike rowe but i chortled.
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Re: I'm Calling It
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2024, 07:21:40 PM »
my guess he learned it from mike rowe but i chortled.


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Re: I'm Calling It
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2024, 10:25:17 PM »
Weatherman says it’s faux taint. 

They are often wrong.
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Re: I'm Calling It
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2024, 11:28:50 PM »
When I walked out with them on the back porch....I felt it!  Not only was it significantly cooler, but that itch was ramped up to 11.  I reached in for one last scratch, raised my arms and yelled to the world.......

Thank you war tiger…
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