I have a flight in October. What should I do?

[The Six]

I'm flying to Philadelphia in October. How should I fly?

[CCTAU]

Are you coming from South America?
If not, it’s a short flight.
Take a nap.

[Snakebite]

I'm flying to Philadelphia in October. How should I fly?

Where are you wanting to fly out of? Can’t remember if you are in Turd Town or Charlotte.

[wesfau2]

I'm flying to Philadelphia in October. How should I fly?

Air travel has gone from a luxury to cattle-car mass transit.  Disassociate however you can manage.  My personal regimen is: weed gummy when I park the car in long-term, pre-flight beers (no more than 3...or you'll spend your flight in the pisser), then noise-cancelling headphones and music.  Eyes closed, even if not napping.  I'm not trying to make a lifetime connection on this fucking flight.

[Kaos]

That flight isn't long enough to concern yourself with any of those things.  Get on, create distance by wearing an aggravated scowl, and get off.

[The Six]

Where are you wanting to fly out of? Can’t remember if you are in Turd Town or Charlotte.

Charlotte. Left West Vance in the dust end of June.

[The Six]

Air travel has gone from a luxury to cattle-car mass transit.  Disassociate however you can manage.  My personal regimen is: weed gummy when I park the car in long-term, pre-flight beers (no more than 3...or you'll spend your flight in the pisser), then noise-cancelling headphones and music.  Eyes closed, even if not napping.  I'm not trying to make a lifetime connection on this fucking flight.

Nice move. Can't do that. Flying to go run a marathon. Have to stay frosty and clean.

[wesfau2]

Nice move. Can't do that. Flying to go run a marathon. Have to stay frosty and clean.

Quitter talk.

Play like a champion.

[Snaggletiger]

The question was a veiled attempt at letting us know he is running a marathon, without telling us he's running a marathon.


Show off.

[wesfau2]

The question was a veiled attempt at letting us know he is running a marathon, without telling us he's running a marathon.


Show off.

<Letterkenny Choir> TO BE FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!</Letterkenny Choir>

Marathoners have been shunned (thankfully) into quietitude due their incessant nattering about RUNNING FUCKING MARATHONS.

So, he had to back-door it.

[Kaos]

The question was a veiled attempt at letting us know he is running a marathon, without telling us he's running a marathon.


Show off.

When's your birthday?

[Snaggletiger]

When's your birthday?

Good Lord.  This thread is not about me, and I won't make it about my birthday, in 21 days.

But, you know what would be a great gift, congratulating someone for running a marathon, or some other great accomplishment, or even something simple like a birthday, not on August 29th.  Gift cards. They're great because the person who ran that marathon....or other things, can get what they want, instead of you trying to pick out something I would they would like. 

[War Damn Six]

<Letterkenny Choir> TO BE FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!</Letterkenny Choir>

Marathoners have been shunned (thankfully) into quietitude due their incessant nattering about RUNNING FUCKING MARATHONS.

So, he had to back-door it.

I heard that is his preferred mode. 

[War Damn Six]

From Charlotte to Philly?   You could drive that quicker.

[Snakebite]

Good Lord.  This thread is not about me, and I won't make it about my birthday, in 21 days.

But, you know what would be a great gift, congratulating someone for running a marathon, or some other great accomplishment, or even something simple like a birthday, not on August 29th.  Gift cards. They're great because the person who ran that marathon....or other things, can get what they want, instead of you trying to pick out something I would they would like.

You ever been to a donkey show?

[AUJarhead]

If you’re flying Southwest and can snag A boarding group. As soon as you sit, crumble up a small pack of crackers and put them on the seat next to you.

[chinook]

grab the flight attendant by the pussy.  if it feels like a snake then run.

[The Six]

From Charlotte to Philly?   You could drive that quicker.

9 hours vs less than 2 hours. That Math ain't Mathing.

[The Six]

Also, lot of sandy vag in this thread from the Statler & Waldorf crowd. The OP didn't mention the reason for travel. I only brought that up when I got offered drugs. As Nancy Reagan taught me, I just said "No" but felt context would be helpful. 

[wesfau2]

Also, lot of sandy vag in this thread from the Statler & Waldorf crowd. The OP didn't mention the reason for travel. I only brought that up when I got offered drugs. As Nancy Reagan taught me, I just said "No" but felt context would be helpful. 

To be clear: I wasn't offering.