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Get Off My Lawn Thoughts
« on: August 20, 2024, 01:23:50 PM »
A few "get off my lawn" thoughts for today.

1. I've seen enough of Hawk Tuah. She was interesting for a day, maybe two, max. Her 15 minutes are up and it's time for her to fade into the oblivion that is the fate of all true 6/10s who have a brief "hot" moment.

2. I've seen more than enough of Caitlyn Clark.  I don't appreciate being force-fed her or Hawk.

3. There should be some sort of parental warning before ads for medicine that feature the flamboyant groping, humping, and mauling each other. There's no place for that on streaming networks that have shows directed at kids.  Parents should have the ultimate say in whether that content is appropriate. 

4. HOAs are out of control. They've become punitive platforms for people with mental issues. The guy who stalks around with a pad complaining about EVERYTHING?  He's gonna get a nasty message burned into his yard with salt.  Threatening to call the cops on kids at 10:05 on the last day before school starts because the pool CLOSES AT 10 AND HE NEEDS HIS SLEEP!  Dude. Don't buy a house that is adjacent to the pool.  Measuring people's grass with a yardstick?  I wonder, does a colon stretch out to three feet? 

5. If you are an actor or a musician? Shut UP and do that.  Your opinions on politics, economics, the scam that is "climate change" or any topic outside your lyrics or the part you played are as worthless as the dirty stripe in an homeless man's diaper. You know nothing. Less than nothing, in truth.  So shut up.  That goes for you, too, Greta - pie faced wench. 
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Re: Get Off My Lawn Thoughts
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2024, 03:09:00 PM »
A few "get off my lawn" thoughts for today.

1. I've seen enough of Hawk Tuah. She was interesting for a day, maybe two, max. Her 15 minutes are up and it's time for her to fade into the oblivion that is the fate of all true 6/10s who have a brief "hot" moment.

2. I've seen more than enough of Caitlyn Clark.  I don't appreciate being force-fed her or Hawk.

3. There should be some sort of parental warning before ads for medicine that feature the flamboyant groping, humping, and mauling each other. There's no place for that on streaming networks that have shows directed at kids.  Parents should have the ultimate say in whether that content is appropriate. 

4. HOAs are out of control. They've become punitive platforms for people with mental issues. The guy who stalks around with a pad complaining about EVERYTHING?  He's gonna get a nasty message burned into his yard with salt.  Threatening to call the cops on kids at 10:05 on the last day before school starts because the pool CLOSES AT 10 AND HE NEEDS HIS SLEEP!  Dude. Don't buy a house that is adjacent to the pool.  Measuring people's grass with a yardstick?  I wonder, does a colon stretch out to three feet? 

5. If you are an actor or a musician? Shut UP and do that.  Your opinions on politics, economics, the scam that is "climate change" or any topic outside your lyrics or the part you played are as worthless as the dirty stripe in an homeless man's diaper. You know nothing. Less than nothing, in truth.  So shut up.  That goes for you, too, Greta - pie faced wench.

Hawk Tua is on the 13th minute of her 15.  I'll admit, even before that went "viral", I watched it about 100 times, because I really wanted her to spit on that thang.  But, something like that can only last so long, and it's about run it's course.

Here's my take on the musician/celebrity "preaching" issue.  I remember on this board, a couple of years ago, someone posted side by side pics of Will Ferrell wearing campaign t-shirts for Stacy Abrams and Pete Bootyjuice. Some folks were like, Fuck Will Ferrell.  My thoughts were, big deal, pretty much half the country votes Democrat, and half Republican.  If that's where Ferrell's loyalty lies, more power to him.

When Jim Carrey paints pictures of Trump being murdered, when Kathy Griffin takes a pic holding a severed Trump head, when Madonna says she thinks about blowing up the White House, when Johnny Depp says he dreams about assassinating the President, when Robert DeNiro says he wants to, "punch Trump in the face", that's not supporting a candidate, that's promoting violence, plain and simple, and they need to STFU. Most people have clear heads and just face palm.  Others are absolutely influenced by it.

You have celebrities walking the red carpet, stopping for photo ops while wearing $500K dresses and jewelry, then preaching to us in their acceptance speeches about politics, guns and climate change, then have their armed body guards escort them back to their gated communities with $15 million mansions.  A week later, you see pictures of them in People Magazine, sunning on the deck of someone's $100 million yacht in the Mediterranean.  Yeah, you and me and the rest of the country, ain't living in the same world.  How about another big cup of STFU.   

 
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2024, 03:34:36 PM »
1.  She’s a solid 7.

2.  Lexie Hull, also of the Fever.  Thank me later.

3.  Agreed.

4.  Do you even homestead, bro?  Buy you some land, they ain’t making any more.

5.  Just tell us some jokes, funny boy.
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Re: Get Off My Lawn Thoughts
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2024, 08:12:21 PM »

5.  Just tell us some jokes, funny boy.


So a Mexican, a black and a white guy walk into a bar. Poof, a genie appears granting each a wish.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2024, 08:38:10 PM »
You know who else's 15 minutes are up?  Freaking Coach Prime. 

He's in AFLAC ads.  He's in KFC ads with his monosyllabic, unintelligible, unlikeable kids. Subway ads. Potato chip ads. I don't know what all else. I just saw an ad where he's a blame pigeon.  Yes, a pigeon. It's stupid.

My bet/guess is he flames out at Colorado. His braggadocio and his attitude will quickly turn sour when his boastful mouth writes checks his paper-thin butt cannot cash. 

Kaos usually has pretty good insight into these things.  He's all hat no cattle. I, for one, will enjoy watching the Buffs get run off the field as they disintegrate into in-fighting, back-biting, and disorganization. 
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2024, 08:50:30 PM »
Supposedly the locker room is imploding.
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2024, 12:23:25 AM »
Another thing Kaos is tired of.

“Miss Terry”

She’s a brazen, swollen cow. Has about as much class as a meth addled trailer park queen. State media has fawned over her for a decade as she dispensed nuggets of ignorance at about the same rate as flecks of pork rinds flew from her gaping ugly maw.

She’s gone. Can’t we leave off the constant fealty now?  I don’t care what size the bag of Cheetos she has her swollen face stuffed into now.  I just don’t. 

She never had 15 minutes of fame.  Our media tried to create it.  And it’s over.  Go home.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2024, 07:54:53 AM »
2.  Lexie Hull, also of the Fever.  Thank me later.

Listen to him.  He's pre-med.
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2024, 11:57:36 AM »
What about middle aged suburban white women that exclaim "I just LOVE me some ____ !"  OR "Yummy!" in public or on social media? Grown ass women saying these type things. I bet they still snuggle in their PJ's with Hot Cocoa watching Hallmark.


Snags does say both of those things but hes a weirdo and a pervert so I let him have it. He also does the hallmark thing - year round.
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2024, 12:15:22 PM »
What about middle aged suburban white women that exclaim "I just LOVE me some ____ !"  OR "Yummy!" in public or on social media? Grown ass women saying these type things. I bet they still snuggle in their PJ's with Hot Cocoa watching Hallmark.


Snags does say both of those things but hes a weirdo and a pervert so I let him have it. He also does the hallmark thing - year round.

Not year round.  We did recently finish Christmas in July on Hallmark, so there's that.

Maybe this is more a pet peeve.  I totally get that there are peeps making sick cash doing this, and admittedly, I'd love to rake in about $70K a month for just posting stupid videos on Instaface and Tik Tak.  But "Social Media Influencer" has to be the dumberst, mostest gayest term evah!
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2024, 01:54:51 PM »
Not year round.  We did recently finish Christmas in July on Hallmark, so there's that.

Maybe this is more a pet peeve.  I totally get that there are peeps making sick cash doing this, and admittedly, I'd love to rake in about $70K a month for just posting stupid videos on Instaface and Tik Tak.  But "Social Media Influencer" has to be the dumberst, mostest gayest term evah!

Agreed. 

And the worst to me are the ones that have conversations with themselves while dressed in different clothes in the ads that interrupt the few stupid distracting games I occasionally play. 

I also wish that stupid king would just die already. 
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2024, 03:32:21 PM »

Maybe this is more a pet peeve.  I totally get that there are peeps making sick cash doing this, and admittedly, I'd love to rake in about $70K a month for just posting stupid videos on Instaface and Tik Tak.  But "Social Media Influencer" has to be the dumberst, mostest gayest term evah!

Why do you hate the free market, bro?
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2024, 03:47:14 PM »
Why do you hate the free market, bro?

I love the free market. In fact, I'd like to free my cock from my Levi's, take videos of it and make a shit load of money posting them on Instaface.  I'd call it, "Free Willie".

Unfortunately, my zoom lens is on the fritz, and I'll have to order a new iPhone first.  I'm a little short on cash right now.   
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2024, 09:11:58 PM »
Why do you hate the free market, bro?

Oh we love it. Just disappointed in how it behaves sometimes. I totally get their sentiment above. It’s sad there is even demand enough to allow these people to exist like this.
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