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« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2024, 09:42:59 AM »
wait, you're married?

Even introduced the poor lady to a few of us heathens on here, and everything. I felt bad for her.
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« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2024, 09:51:58 AM »
Even introduced the poor lady to a few of us heathens on here, and everything. I felt bad for her.

Same here.  At dinner, I kept hearing him lean over and say, "Hush, hush, keep it down now.  Voices carry."
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« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2024, 09:52:01 AM »
Thought he meant the braless wonder.

Correct.

But, yes.  I'm married as well.  Don't tell my girlfriend, please.
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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2024, 10:18:00 AM »
Same here.  At dinner, I kept hearing him lean over and say, "Hush, hush, keep it down now.  Voices carry."

I felt bad for her that he only let her eat saltine crackers & drink water from the tap.
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« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2024, 10:31:49 AM »
I felt bad for her that he only let her eat saltine crackers & drink water from the tap.

I rule with an iron fist.

Same here.  At dinner, I kept hearing him lean over and say, "Hush, hush, keep it down now.  Voices carry."

Hey, I'm only human...born to make mistakes.
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« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2024, 10:32:18 AM »
And they say Marines are dumb…

Three cups of coffee and 6 purple crayons are truly the breakfast of champions.
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« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2024, 11:23:42 AM »
Three cups of coffee and 6 purple crayons are truly the breakfast of champions.

You left out the pack of cigarettes and cans of Grizzly Long Cut Wintergreen. You know, the things that really get you going for that 5am PT.
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« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2024, 11:48:46 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2024, 11:55:11 AM »
I don't see Missouri as a loss.  I get the 11-2 record, and the enthusiasm. Like us, their first 4 games are garbage.  But 2023 included:

23-19 over Middle Tennessee State at home

30-27 win at home over Kansas State on a miracle last second kick

34-27 over Memphis, again, at home

LSU hung 49 on them, while FUGA manhandled them

Then, a 33-31 win over a horrible Florida team at home.

Drink's seat was so hot, had they dropped one of those early games, he was probably gone.

They don’t play Georgia or Texas. They bring back the whole team minus the white RB. They know how to win close games (that matters). What am I missing again?

And they were not about to fire Gooby Drink. They gave him a big ass extension before the season.
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« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2024, 02:33:04 PM »
You left out the pack of cigarettes and cans of Grizzly Long Cut Wintergreen. You know, the things that really get you going for that 5am PT.

You laugh, but I spit a dip of that very product out a few minutes before running 6 miles at 5:45 am on a regular basis. And I ain’t even a Marine. 

Okay, enough physical fitness virtue signaling for today. 
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« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2024, 02:34:42 PM »
They don’t play Georgia or Texas. They bring back the whole team minus the white RB. They know how to win close games (that matters). What am I missing again?

And they were not about to fire Gooby Drink. They gave him a big ass extension before the season.

You are missing the fact that they are fucking Mizzou.  They are good for a decent season err ten years or so. 
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« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2024, 02:58:14 PM »
You are missing the fact that they are fucking Mizzou.  They are good for a decent season err ten years or so.

Yep.  But, they may win 9 this year.  Has to be the easiest schedule in the conference.  They have 3 games in which they'll most likely be underdogs.  At A&M. At Bama. OU at home. Actually, I have no idea about the Sooners. 

After that, Auburn at home is by far, the next toughest game.

   
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« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2024, 03:03:11 PM »
You are missing the fact that they are fucking Mizzou.  They are good for a decent season err ten years or so.

Gotta get out of this old school way of thinking. Auburn isn't the Auburn you and I knew before and Mizzou isn't the Mizzou we've known since their two year splash landing in Atlanta.

Times have changed and continue to change.

My OG point is they are in better shape than Auburn right now. Getting that game in their stadium gives them the advantage. Not thinking blow out (unless Thorne "Thornes").
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« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2024, 03:12:11 PM »
You laugh, but I spit a dip of that very product out a few minutes before running 6 miles at 5:45 am on a regular basis. And I ain’t even a Marine. 

Okay, enough physical fitness virtue signaling for today.

I'll never forget the first time I saw a sergeant smoking while doing his PFT run.
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« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2024, 03:40:27 PM »
I'll never forget the first time I saw a sergeant smoking while doing his PFT run.

I have never smoked during but definitely before and after.
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« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2024, 03:53:50 PM »
You laugh, but I spit a dip of that very product out a few minutes before running 6 miles at 5:45 am on a regular basis. And I ain’t even a Marine. 

Okay, enough physical fitness virtue signaling for today.

Used to be me, too. The dipping part, not the running for fun. Haven’t touched the stuff for almost 5 years now. Black Buffalo Zero is where it’s at if you ever wanna kick the habit.
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« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2024, 03:57:03 PM »
I'll never forget the first time I saw a sergeant smoking while doing his PFT run.

Had a Staff Sergeant that led PT for our “Training Flight” when I first landed in No Hope Pope. He smoked 2 packs a day, would load up a ruck with 50-70 lbs, and would run around the Aerial Port with a gas mask on almost daily. We got to join in on the fun. 6.5 miles of fun.

However, nothing will beat the misery of the mile long bear crawl with gas masks on. If you’ve never puked in one, you’re really missing out!
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« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2024, 05:21:35 PM »
My breakout player this year that nobody suspects: Champ Anthony

I was not a fan of K. Scott moving to the boundary, as I think there will be drop off there as compared to Pritchett last year. However, I’m a believer in Champ Anthony, especially if he puts on some good weight. Dude is a heat-seeking missile of “get the hell off my field, bitch.”
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« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2024, 05:51:38 PM »
My breakout player this year that nobody suspects: Champ Anthony

I was not a fan of K. Scott moving to the boundary, as I think there will be drop off there as compared to Pritchett last year. However, I’m a believer in Champ Anthony, especially if he puts on some good weight. Dude is a heat-seeking missile of “get the hell off my field, bitch.”

Nice dark horse pick.  Hope you're right.

As I said, my pick is Jalen McLeod at Buck.  But, it's as much a part of my wish list as anything else.  We could be soooo much better if we can find somebody to get around that edge consistently and make the QB dance.  Been a while.  I think out of:

Jalen McLeod

Keyron Crawford -Transfer from Arky State

Jamonta Waller 6' 247 True Freshman Beast

Joe Phillips 6'2" 250 Freshman who put up sick numbers in HS

Amaris Williams 6'2" 269 Another true highly rated freshman with unreal athletic ability.

We should be able to find a couple of guys who offenses have to game plan for to keep them off the QB's back.  Been a minute since we had this much talent at that position. 
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« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2024, 07:29:44 PM »
my break out player is really anyone on the team. 

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