In The Words of Ron Burgandy...

[Snaggletiger]

Well, that escalated fast.

Hurricane Beryl went from 0-60, okay, 45 to 165 in a New York minute.  Bearing down on Jamaica, mon.  Right now, it's projected to cross the Caribbean and hit Mexico or the southern part of Texas, but it still has a ways to go.  Make a slight turn north, and there may be hell to pay along the northern Gulf coast.

Can't stand those damn things.

[chinook]

climate change.  just wait until Trump is reelected.  hurricanes 🌀 will spit fire and the water will boil.  can't wait.

[CCTAU]

climate change.  just wait until Trump is reelected.  hurricanes 🌀 will spit fire and the water will boil.  can't wait.

That’s crap. We all know GWB ain’t letting Trump have that weathering machine.

[jmar]

That’s crap. We all know GWB ain’t letting Trump have that weathering machine.

Trump's Dad took all of Tesla's blueprints for a weather machine which somehow became property of the Bush family. 


Alien's have always been in control of time. We have leap years, seasonal changes-Spring forward/Fall back and everyone's favorite: Daylight Savings Time to combat a full scale invasion.
So illogical it totally keeps them at bay.
Ones and zeros my ass.


DJT has been experimenting with mind control and is thought to be working on a deal to sell Mexico and California to the aliens.
The ultimate snag here is that he has to be President of the U.S. to make it legal and binding.


And btw...
I'm not sure what part if any Stephen King, Quentin Tarrantino or Taylor Swift play in the grand scheme of things but they are all up in my business everytime I access a mobile device. Anybody else having this problem?