Also...QUIT FUCKING ENGAGING WITH THEM.
The more I have thought about this, the more I thought about engaging the right side of your head with my left hook. And I have decided that would be beneath me.
I have too much class and decorum to fuck around WITH MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE YOU AND I DO NOT NEED TO BE GETTING MY BLOOD PRESSURE UP. DO NOT, AND I REPEAT…DO NOT YELL AT ME.
Also, please do say please and sir. I don’t want this to come between us and I hope that we can still have a civil and respectful relationship.
I think you know how I feel about you, so I am not going to try to pretend that I actually like and respect you. But you should definitely respect me.
I don’t want this to go any further but you just reply back with a “yes sir” and we can put it to rest.
Or, don’t. If you can’t step up to the occasion, fine. But remember, I warned you.
I will also sue the fuck out of you after I spank that ass.