Turkey semen

[wesfau2]

...is harvested manually by a guy with a rubber glove.  Commercially grown male turkeys, or "toms" if you will, have breast muscles so large that their tiny legs can't get them close enough to turkey vag for normal turkey lovin.

Thus, the men in the gloves have to box little turkey clowns to collect the turkey baby batter to artificially inseminate turkey hens so that you bastards can have turkey for thanksgiving every year.
This is the shit you learn on tv these days.  If the lobby bar had any talent whatsoever, employee or patron, I would not know this.

[Pell City Tiger]

This problem stems from a lack of turkey porn. Because of this, Tom's have no incentive to squeeze off any knuckle children on their own.


I wonder how much money a turkey spanker makes? Seems like a great episode suggestion for that "Dirty Jobs" dude.

[Townhallsavoy]

That might beat out mop boy at a peep show for worst job of all time.

[lifesapplepie]

That might beat out mop boy at a peep show for worst job of all time.

Dudes 

[AU_Tiger_2000]

This problem stems from a lack of turkey porn. Because of this, Tom's have no incentive to squeeze off any knuckle children on their own.


I wonder how much money a turkey spanker makes? Seems like a great episode suggestion for that "Dirty Jobs" dude.

Already did it.

[AUChizad]

That might beat out mop boy at a peep show for worst job of all time.

The jizz-mopper's job is to clean up the booths afterward, because practically everybody shoots a load against the window, and I don't know if you know or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.

[Ranger12]

I am probably going to catch some crap for admitting to this, but I have Dirty Jobs setup to record on my DVR. I love that show. My favorite is when he went to work in an alligator farm and kept getting bit in the leg. I think that show broke the record for most bleeps in a one hour show, beating out an episode of the Osbornes.

If you missed the episode in which he pulled out sheep balls with his teeth, then you missed some great stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/v/AD3IXGyHt9c&hl=en&fs=1

[lifesapplepie]

I am probably going to catch some crap for admitting to this, but I have Dirty Jobs setup to record on my DVR. I love that show. My favorite is when he went to work in an alligator farm and kept getting bit in the leg. I think that show broke the record for most bleeps in a one hour show, beating out an episode of the Osbornes.

If you missed the episode in which he pulled out sheep balls with his teeth, then you missed some great stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/v/AD3IXGyHt9c&hl=en&fs=1

No crap here...I love the show too!!  Mike Rowe might be one of the whitiest people on TV!!

[CCTAU]

No crap here...I love the show too!!  Mike Rowe might be one of the whitiest people on TV!!

Is this a hilariously racial slur?

[Tarheel]

Is this a hilariously racial slur?

"'Here we go again.'"


By the way, I get a kick out of watching that show too; can't say that the DVR is set to record it though.

[GarMan]

"'Here we go again.'"

You people better cut that shit out right now.  And, I do mean "YOU PEOPLE". 

[Tarheel]

You people better cut that shit out right now.  And, I do mean "YOU PEOPLE". 

Better watch out guys...

 


...of course the same could be said for me for using that "smiley".

[Ranger12]

Whitiest instead of wittiest. How funny.

lifesapple has been staring at those bouncing boobs for so long, he never got much of an edumacation.

[Tarheel]

Whitiest instead of wittiest. How funny.

lifesapple has been staring at those bouncing boobs for so long, he never got much of an edumacation.

I have to admit that I can't take my eyes off of them either!  Young, bouncy titties!  Yeah...I'd motorboat 'em.

[GarMan]

lifesapple has been staring at those bouncing boobs for so long, he never got much of an edumacation.

I suppose that explains the lazy eye too...   

[lifesapplepie]

Whitiest instead of wittiest. How funny.

lifesapple has been staring at those bouncing boobs for so long, he never got much of an edumacation.

I did go to the puplic skool!! 

[lifesapplepie]

Yeah...I'd motorboat 'em.

You son-of-a-bitch!!!!

[Tiger Wench]

Mike Rowe is teh hots.  He makes me tingle where my bathing suit goes.  My favorite episode is the one where he takes a mud bath - cause he takes his shirt off... :thumbsup:

[War Eagle!!!]

Mike Rowe is teh hots.  He makes me tingle where my bathing suit goes. 

He makes your nipples tingle?

[Tiger Wench]

He makes your nipples tingle?

Nah - they don't work too well since the surgery...