2010 Commitment #2...

[The Prowler]

#1 Ranked 2010 Kicker Cody Parkey 6' 200 Jupiter High, FL.....(6 Grillz and a Pimp Cup). And for those that think Kickers and/or Punters don't deserve a Pimp Cup, go get some mental help because you'd be two Coco Puffs away from being retarded.

[Snaggletiger]

If he can kick...he deserves a pimp cup.  Byrum deserves used piss sample cup this year.

[ssgaufan]

Hell we've got a long snapper, and now a top rated kicker, the future is bright.   

[Saniflush]

Hell we've got a long snapper, and now a top rated kicker, the future is bright.   

Maybe we should just kick on third down from now on.

[Buzz Killington]

Hell we've got a long snapper, and now a top rated kicker, the future is bright.   

Unfortunately we proved last week that those two don't mean shit if you don't have a good holder.  I guess that will be #3 for 2010...

[War Eagle!!!]

I am not trying to be an ass here....

According to Parkey, he made 5-of-8 field goals as a sophomore. His misses included two that were blocked and a 53-yarder into the wind. His made field goals were from 55, 51, 49, 45 and 37 yards.

5 of 8 kicking...AS A FUCKING SOPHOMORE... earns you a scholarship to Auburn? Shit man...I played the wrong position. I am going to start my 4 year old son now into the pussified glorified art of kicking...

[lifesapplepie]

I am not trying to be an ass here....



5 of 8 kicking...AS A FUCKING SOPHOMORE... earns you a scholarship to Auburn? Shit man...I played the wrong position. I am going to start my 4 year old son now into the pussified glorified art of kicking...

Saw that....I was thinking the same thing.

[Saniflush]

In case you had not noticed but being a reliable snapper will usually get you a schollie as well.  Although you may have to walk on first.  More manly than kicking.  Snapping you are still part of the line.

[AUTailgatingRules]

Do you have any idea how rare it is to find a kicker that can kick a  55 yard field goal in the 10th grade?  Imagine how strong his leg will be when he actually hits puberty.

[Saniflush]

Do you have any idea how rare it is to find a kicker that can kick a  55 yard field goal in the 10th grade?  Imagine how strong his leg will be when he actually hits puberty.

or 6'0" and 200 lbs in 10th grade and kicking.  what a pussy.

[Snaggletiger]

***Mod Edit***

You people know the rules about bashing the players.  Please refrain from calling this kid a pussy...although, 6' 200 in 10th grade...you would think he'd be playing something more manly like LB or...

But anyway, we have a standing rule about ripping the young men who aspire to play for our beloved Auburn.  Guys who weigh 200 pounds in the 10th grade....that you certainly would think would be contributing something more than kicking the damn ball.

Geez, 6' and 200 and all he does is kick?  What do his team mates think? Probably love it when he kicks off so someone can go knock his dick in the dirt for being such a pussy.

So anyway, stop bashing these kids now or your ass will be warned and then severely moderated.

[AUTailgatingRules]

***Mod Edit***

You people know the rules about bashing the players.  Please refrain from calling this kid a pussy...although, 6' 200 in 10th grade...you would think he'd be playing something more manly like LB or...

But anyway, we have a standing rule about ripping the young men who aspire to play for our beloved Auburn.  Guys who weigh 200 pounds in the 10th grade....that you certainly would think would be contributing something more than kicking the damn ball.

Geez, 6' and 200 and all he does is kick?  What do his team mates think? Probably love it when he kicks off so someone can go knock his dick in the dirt for being such a pussy.

So anyway, stop bashing these kids now or your ass will be warned and then severely moderated.

Now that's some damn good modding right there

[The Prowler]

As for going 5 of 8 ....Two of the kicks were blocked, I know that it counts towards the percentage, but he actually only missed One FG...a 53 Yarder into the wind. Fuck, we've got a kicker on Scholarship, right now, that can't kick a 35 Yarder with the wind. So, as a 10th Grader, kicking 50+ Yarders, is pretty fucking awesome.  Also, a lot of his Kickoffs, as a 10th Grader, went out of the back of the endzone.

Question: What would Auburn's record be if he was our FG Kicker, right now?

[Jumbo]

As for going 5 of 8 ....Two of the kicks were blocked, I know that it counts towards the percentage, but he actually only missed One FG...a 53 Yarder into the wind. Fuck, we've got a kicker on Scholarship, right now, that can't kick a 35 Yarder with the wind. So, as a 10th Grader, kicking 50+ Yarders, is pretty fucking awesome.  Also, a lot of his Kickoffs, as a 10th Grader, went out of the back of the endzone.

Question: What would Auburn's record be if he was our FG Kicker, right now?

We would be 14-0

[War Eagle!!!]

As for going 5 of 8 ....Two of the kicks were blocked, I know that it counts towards the percentage, but he actually only missed One FG...a 53 Yarder into the wind. Fuck, we've got a kicker on Scholarship, right now, that can't kick a 35 Yarder with the wind. So, as a 10th Grader, kicking 50+ Yarders, is pretty fucking awesome.  Also, a lot of his Kickoffs, as a 10th Grader, went out of the back of the endzone.

Question: What would Auburn's record be if he was our FG Kicker, right now?

You are right...hey man, we have a recruit coming in next year that plays WR, PR and KR that also punts and kicks FG's, I think it is great we have a LB coming in in 2010 that can bomb them as well!

[Buzz Killington]

So does this mean Tuberville has decided to take over for Field Goal Phil, since he was fired resigned?