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The Swifter Bowl

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Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2024, 07:38:43 PM »
I've already sent a suggestion in to the Super Bowl Entertainment Committee for next year's halftime show.  I believe they would bring the house down with:

Jackson Heights own, Mr. Randy Watson & Sexual Chocolate

Dat boy gooood!!!
Fine with me as long as the Chief's win again.
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Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2024, 08:16:50 PM »
Fine with me as long as the Chief's win again.

Fuck the Chefs.
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If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2024, 05:22:59 AM »
Fuck the Chefs.
Well if the NFL is scripted it hardly matters who we pull for now does it?

 
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Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2024, 09:28:37 AM »
Fuck the Chefs.

All of 'em, or just a select few?  I love watching Guy's Grocery Games on occasion.  They (some legitimate Chef's) make some pretty cool dishes in an almost impossible competition setting.  Riveting television.
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Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2024, 10:08:15 AM »
All of 'em, or just a select few?  I love watching Guy's Grocery Games on occasion.  They (some legitimate Chef's) make some pretty cool dishes in an almost impossible competition setting.  Riveting television.

Let's take it to the Culinary Forum.  I got us started.
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Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2024, 10:17:55 AM »
All of 'em, or just a select few?  I love watching Guy's Grocery Games on occasion.  They (some legitimate Chef's) make some pretty cool dishes in an almost impossible competition setting.  Riveting television.

Great googly moogly.
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To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2024, 11:03:51 AM »
Been on my A game with dad jokes lately. I make no apologies.
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Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2024, 01:42:32 PM »
Been on my A game with dad jokes lately. I make no apologies.

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jmar

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Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2024, 02:27:57 PM »
Let's take it to the Culinary Forum.  I got us started.
Food still has a chance. Don't fuck that up too.
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Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2024, 02:46:22 PM »
Kaos hates the food network.
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Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2024, 02:50:02 PM »
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Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2024, 02:56:03 PM »
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Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

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Re: The Swifter Bowl
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2024, 03:18:27 PM »
From: My Kid
To: You

Kid's got moxie.  That'll take her far.
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