Mean Girls
The Beekeeper
Wonka
Migration
I.S.S.
Anyone But You
Night Swim
Aquaman & The Lost Kingdom
The Boys in the Boat (WT's personal favorite)
The Book of Clarence
There are certain things, like sex, that I just don't do often enough. Every time we go to the Shakespeare Festival, we come out of there asking why this is not a regular thing. Same with going to a movie at an actual theater. Yeah, you hit a clunker every now and then, but I always enjoy the experience.
Love the 97 previews before the movie, and where else can you get that liquid gold poured on to a 6 gallon tub of popcorn? But, it occurred to me that the last movie I went to was probably Top Gun Maverick. What was that, two years ago? Again, I'm axing myself why I don't go more often. So, I'm seeing the Jason Statham movie, The Beekeeper, advertised like crazy, and I'm thinking that would be a good one to go see.
I'm a big fan of the one man army flicks, regardless of the level of sheer cheesiness. Give me Statham taking on 27 baddies with machine guns, and wiping them all out, using only a pipe cleaner and a discarded hair brush. Give me Denzel puttin' the Equalizer on that ass. Could anyone bring a worse acting performance than Steven Seagal, while calmly ripping apart an entire street gang with wavy little karate thrusts? John Wick? Love it!
The Beekeeper just came out, so I pulled up the movie times at the AMC Pavillion 12 here in scenic Dothan, Alabama. The above movies are some of what's currently playing. WTF??? Never heard of 8 or 9 of those. Then I realized, The Beekeeper is about the only movie I've seen advertised. They've run the heck out of that movie, but I don't recall seeing anything on all these others. Maybe that's the cause of my lack of interest. The commercials are what peak my interest, but I have no clue what's on.
Does anyone hit the theaters anymore? Or, does everyone just stay home and stream, or Hulu, or Netflix or Peacock, or whatever the hell all those things are?