Never, Ever, Ever....

[CCTAU]

I couldn’t even fake pass the Ishihara test. I’m Ray Charles on seeing red or green.

I tried to get the easy test also. But I was in AU where the doctor was modern. She kept asking what number I saw. I was thinking, “Bitch, there ain’t no number there!” Needless to say, I wasn’t going to be asked to fly shit.
I did pretty well on the AFOQT though. They cut the boards and I never followed up.

[AUJarhead]

I couldn’t even fake pass the Ishihara test. I’m Ray Charles on seeing red or green.

Same thing happened to me at MEPS when I did my initial physical.  What do you see?  "Ummmm, couple of wavy lines."

"Anyone ever tell you that you're color blind?"

"No, sir."

"I just did."

When I talked to my recruiter about it, "what's this mean?"  "You can't defuse bombs."  Darn.

[CCTAU]

When I talked to my recruiter about it, "what's this mean?"  "You can't defuse bombs."  Darn.

St Peter, "Why are you here"?

You, "Well the wire looked yellow to me"!