Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread

[wesfau2]

Kensley Fauston in the house.

[wesfau2]

Seth Wilfred (I hope Elijah Wood joins as a PWO).

[wesfau2]

Amon Lane signs.

[Snaggletiger]

Snags...get ready to experience carnal pleasure as such heretofore unknown to man:

JR Buckner, Long Snapper, has signed his NLI to play football at Auburn University.

On the real, though, this kid is legit.

https://twitter.com/TheCollegeLoop/status/1737586663965024703

I was advised of his impending execution of said NLI a couple of days ago. I pleasured myself to the image of him snapping a perfect spiral to the holder for a 50 yard McPherson winning kick.  That got me there like I was on the Express A Train.  Bing, Bang, Boom.  Talk about a river of ejaculate.  A volume I had never seen in my lifetime. Now I know what the villagers of Pompeii felt like. While they were rained on with hot lava, I rained down on those villagers with frothy ejaculate.

[Snakebite]

Amon Lane signs.

He’s been unwavering through the whole process.

[Snakebite]

I was advised of his impending execution of said NLI a couple of days ago. I pleasured myself to the image of him snapping a perfect spiral to the holder for a 50 yard McPherson winning kick.  That got me there like I was on the Express A Train.  Bing, Bang, Boom.  Talk about a river of ejaculate.  A volume I had never seen in my lifetime. Now I know what the villagers of Pompeii felt like. While they were rained on with hot lava, I rained down on those villagers with frothy ejaculate.

Mrs Buttersworth has nothing on Mr Buckner, hiking that thing 7 yards deep with such immaculate precision.

[Snaggletiger]

Mrs Buttersworth has nothing on Mr Buckner, hiking that thing 7 yards deep with such immaculate precision.

WERD!!!!