Never, Ever, Ever....

[wesfau2]

Chitterlings

Honestly the whitest thing you've ever said.

[GH2001]

Honestly the whitest thing you've ever said.

Know my audience though, ammarite?

Someone would have corrected me, either way. So the technically correct term it is.

It aint like I'm speaking to a group of brothers on here or something. Y'all some white ass folk.

[GH2001]

I’ll go to the local surplus store for a Chili Mac one, though.

Chili Mac is hard to F up...even in an MRE.

[Kaos]

There are things I will never eat.  All of these I’ve had once and refuse to ever have them again.

1. Tomatoes
2. Grapefruit
3. Chit’lins
4. Possum

Longest weekend of my life spent at a cabin in the woods where the only food available was possum, chit’lins, boiled sweet potatoes, and a can of sardines.  The sardines were gone Thursday night and I didn’t eat again until Monday. 

[GH2001]

There are things I will never eat.  All of these I’ve had once and refuse to ever have them again.

1. Tomatoes
2. Grapefruit
3. Chit’lins
4. Possum

Longest weekend of my life spent at a cabin in the woods where the only food available was possum, chit’lins, boiled sweet potatoes, and a can of sardines.  The sardines were gone Thursday night and I didn’t eat again until Monday.

Serious question - do you like Ketchup? Just curious if its the texture of the tomato more than the flavor/taste.

[Snaggletiger]

Serious question - do you like Ketchup? Just curious if its the texture of the tomato more than the flavor/taste.

I'm a ketchup on everything/tomato on nothing kind of guy.  Not a fan of the texture or the taste.

[Snaggletiger]

Hold up....cucumbers.  Do not like the cucumber. 

Well, I'm not opposed to including the cucumber in a little kinky, fruits and vegetables, hot, sweaty monkey love session.

But, if a cucumber is in any dish, it totally dominates the taste.  I taste nothing else.

[WiregrassTiger]

Hold up....cucumbers.  Do not like the cucumber. 

Well, I'm not opposed to including the cucumber in a little kinky, fruits and vegetables, hot, sweaty monkey love session.

But, if a cucumber is in any dish, it totally dominates the taste.  I taste nothing else.

You look like you like cucumbers stuck up your ass.

[Snaggletiger]

You look like you like cucumbers stuck up your ass.

RIF

[Kaos]

Serious question - do you like Ketchup? Just curious if its the texture of the tomato more than the flavor/taste.

I could live without it.  Sometimes on a burger.  Occasionally on fries. 

I like spaghetti sauce unless it’s the chunky kind.  If I see a chunk I’m not eating it.

[WiregrassTiger]

I could live without it.  Sometimes on a burger.  Occasionally on fries. 

I like spaghetti sauce unless it’s the chunky kind.  If I see a chunk I’m not eating it.

I wonder what will happen when K has to go to the re-education camp and they feed him nothing but tomatoes and water. Even if he refuses to eat I bet that cell is going to smell like shit.

[AUTailgatingRules]

Coconut flavor?  Yes.

The taste of coconut tanning lotion licked off the neck and stomach of a ..... nevermind.....   but YES, yes, yes!

Actual coconut strings?  Nope.  Never.

I thought your no go food was tomato

[Kaos]

I thought your no go food was tomato

It is. 

Coconut flavor is fine.  But eating shredded coconut is like putting your face in a giant hairy snatch and finding out the hair is a crotch wig. 

[Snakebite]

It is. 

Coconut flavor is fine.  But eating shredded coconut is like putting your face in a giant hairy snatch and finding out the hair is a crotch wig.

Merkin is the Christian name.

[Kaos]

Merkin is the Christian name.

Ok.  A merkin sold to Barney Fife by Newton Monroe for Thelma Lou to wear.

[Snakebite]

[Ranger12]

Liver, beef or chicken. My grandfather and uncles all loved fried chicken livers and used to try to make me eat them. Liver has this strange, almost metallic taste, to me that I cannot get past. However, chicken livers are good for catching some decent sized catfish.

For a very long time I could not eat anything with spinach. Several years ago, I ate some spinach dip at a restaurant and then ended up with a stomach virus later that night. Spinach was vegetabillis non grata for quite some time.

Give me coconut in any form. My favorite cake is a good homemade coconut cake. My two favorite holiday deserts are a pistachio/watergate salad loaded with coconut and homemade Almond Joy balls.

[wesfau2]

Liver, beef or chicken. My grandfather and uncles all loved fried chicken livers and used to try to make me eat them. Liver has this strange, almost metallic taste, to me that I cannot get past. However, chicken livers are good for catching some decent sized catfish.

For a very long time I could not eat anything with spinach. Several years ago, I ate some spinach dip at a restaurant and then ended up with a stomach virus later that night. Spinach was vegetabillis non grata for quite some time.

Give me coconut in any form. My favorite cake is a good homemade coconut cake. My tw favorite holiday deserts are a pistachio/watergate salad loaded with coconut and homemade Almond Joy balls.

mfer likes balls in his mouf.

[Snaggletiger]

Liver, beef or chicken. My grandfather and uncles all loved fried chicken livers and used to try to make me eat them. Liver has this strange, almost metallic taste, to me that I cannot get past. However, chicken livers are good for catching some decent sized catfish.

For a very long time I could not eat anything with spinach. Several years ago, I ate some spinach dip at a restaurant and then ended up with a stomach virus later that night. Spinach was vegetabillis non grata for quite some time.

Give me coconut in any form. My favorite cake is a good homemade coconut cake. My tw favorite holiday deserts are a pistachio/watergate salad loaded with coconut and homemade Almond Joy balls.

May I just say, long time, no see....and you are a sick, deranged man.

May you be force fed a  12 ounce liver sammich, with spinach.

[Ranger12]

mfer likes balls in his mouf.

Thought that was SOP for this crowd.