Never, Ever, Ever....

[Snaggletiger]

Last night, Snagette went to a restaurant for a Christmas dinner with some of her cohorts from work.  Later on that night, I’m walking through the kitchen, and see a to-go box, which naturally draws the attention of my more than ample sized ass.  I open it to find what appears to be some form of delectable desert, possibly in the cheese cake family.  Well, Daddy needs a pinch of that goodness.  I break off a piece and quickly slam it in my hatch.

Before I can finish one chew, warning bells sound and alarms go off.  Without a touch, the water in the sink instinctively comes on, fully aware of my approach in order to expel the vile weed from my body, and hopefully save my own life.

The police are still holding Snagette for questioning.  All the evidence points to her intent to poison me; however, at the very least, she is guilty of gross negligence in leaving a tempting food substance in clear view, that contained….COCONUT!!! I am drawing up divorce papers as soon as I fully recover.

What’s that one food, or foods that shall never enter your pie-hole? 

[Snakebite]

Last night, Snagette went to a restaurant for a Christmas dinner with some of her cohorts from work.  Later on that night, I’m walking through the kitchen, and see a to-go box, which naturally draws the attention of my more than ample sized ass.  I open it to find what appears to be some form of delectable desert, possibly in the cheese cake family.  Well, Daddy needs a pinch of that goodness.  I break off a piece and quickly slam it in my hatch.

Before I can finish one chew, warning bells sound and alarms go off.  Without a touch, the water in the sink instinctively comes on, fully aware of my approach in order to expel the vile weed from my body, and hopefully save my own life.

The police are still holding Snagette for questioning.  All the evidence points to her intent to poison me; however, at the very least, she is guilty of gross negligence in leaving a tempting food substance in clear view, that contained….COCONUT!!! I am drawing up divorce papers as soon as I fully recover.

What’s that one food, or foods that shall never enter your pie-hole?

Strawberries are very welcome to stay the hell away from me.  When I was a wee little lad I was eating a bag of them while also coming down with a stomach flu.  I threw up strawberries for the next 24 hours and have refused eating them ever since. 

I do, however, love me some coconut.

[Buzz Killington]

Coconut is also it for me. Hate, hate, hate the texture.

[Kaos]

Coconut flavor?  Yes.

The taste of coconut tanning lotion licked off the neck and stomach of a ..... nevermind.....   but YES, yes, yes!

Actual coconut strings?  Nope.  Never. 

[Snaggletiger]

Exactly.  It's not the flavor.  It's the texture that instantly causes a gag reflex.  Coconut flavor in drinks etc. is okay.  But the texture, and the fact that I'll be crunching and going "thp" for the next two hours....

[Snaggletiger]

Strawberries are very welcome to stay the hell away from me.  When I was a wee little lad I was eating a bag of them while also coming down with a stomach flu.  I threw up strawberries for the next 24 hours and have refused eating them ever since. 

I do, however, love me some coconut.

I think that happens to most people with a certain food, and obviously some drinks.  Mine is creamed corn.  I love corn, on the cob, or niblets.  But the thought of creamed corn brings back that time as a kid, that I got sick, and it was the creamed corn that I had with supper that seemed to be the only thing I was hurling.

[AUJarhead]

Ranch dressing.

[Snakebite]

Ranch dressing.

[The Six]

Ass to mouth

[wesfau2]

Ass to mouth

Sometimes...

[CCTAU]

Ass to mouth

This is not the route we were on...
Recalculating....
Recalculating...

[CCTAU]

I don't mind most foods. Coconut is fine.

Liver and onions is a no from me. However, I would not starve if that was all there was.

My fat ass will not be starving to death due to unwillingness to eat, ever.

[AUJarhead]

Ass to mouth

You never go ass to mouth.

[Kaos]

You never go ass to mouth.

I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there....

[jmar]

I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there....

I'm trying not to think of dingleberries but go right ahead if you must. 

[Kaos]

I'm trying not to think of dingleberries but go right ahead if you must.

It has to be washed. Like a vegetable.

[War Damn Six]

There is nothing that is a hard no. Obviously none of you have ever been hungry or in the field at NTC. 

Pussies.  Wes gets a pass as a little person. Adam, you get a bit of a pass as an Air Force puss.

WT, you get no pass.

[AUJarhead]

There is nothing that is a hard no. Obviously none of you have ever been hungry or in the field at NTC. 

I’d rather starve than eat potatoes all rotten in an MRE.

[GH2001]

Green Olives - they smell like feet. Bad stinky feet. They just gross me out. I can handle black olives minced up on a supreme pizza but green olives can go die in a fire.

Beef Liver - the texture. I just can’t. Organ meat, that’s a no for me dog.

Chitterlings - they literally smell like shit. Well, because…you know. Popular during a time when folks did without and had to get by. Eat or die. Now is not that time. There are better options. I just don’t get it.

Blue Cheese- glorified mold.


Pretty game for almost anything else. Not many fruits or veggies I won’t eat. Even love most mushrooms.

[Snakebite]

I’d rather starve than eat potatoes all rotten in an MRE.

I’ll go to the local surplus store for a Chili Mac one, though.