Portalizer - OPEN

[Buzz Killington]

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[Snaggletiger]

It is with a lot of emotion and despair that I write this, as I have decided to enter my name into the transfer portal. I do not want to make this long and difficult. I care about the x and, well, that’s really not true.

I honestly don’t give a fuck about it but I have enjoyed going back through my posts after a hard day of posting and looking at the tid bits of wisdom and humor that I have shared.

I don’t know where the road will lead me but just as long as it’s away from Token, I will be happy.

Godfather was a blessing to someone, I am sure.

I really admired Sani in those early years, though. I don’t know what happened between us.

Jmar was one of my biggest inspirations. I saw how I could possibly end up if I stay here so he inspired me to get the away.

To Buzzy and Wes, I don’t think you should keep your affair a secret for any longer. Do not be ashamed of love.

Kaos is not last or least. As a matter of fact, I may transfer to go to work for him teaching some sort of math and shit. I am not clear on what level of ciphering is required but I know that he thinks a lot of me, so he will make room.

I really did always like Jarhead and I don’t care what you other guys are always saying behind his back. I don’t think you should say such mean things. He served our country with honor and dignity and almost to the level of Dallaswareagle.

There are many others that I have feelings for but too many to mention. It is not a secret that I plan to fuck snags up. He knows it’s coming but I haven’t seen him lately. It’s not that I hate snags it’s just that he gets on my nerves more than anyone else I have ever met in my lifetime. Could you imagine being in a prison cell with him?

I miss AUChizad! sometimes. Prowler is a democrat. That’s all I have to say about that. As a brain damaged person, I don’t think it’s proper to cast stones at Prowler.

Speaking of brain issues, Bottomfeeder, don’t be a stranger.

Chinook, I know you are going to miss me but you have a hard time sharing your feelings, which is unusual for feminine peoples. But I will be with you in spirit no matter where the portal takes me.

Snakebite is a welcome addition and actually a younger generation representative who is more than tolerable. It is amazing that GH did not run him off within the first couple of weeks. Apparently there was an exchange of beer or sausage. Maybe bodily fluids.

CTEAU your inside information will be missed the most. If they ever do dedicate a new jock washing machine to you, I am coming to the ceremony whether you want it or not.

Just know that if I don’t get a better offer, I’ll see you guys later in the week. War Eagle always—WiregrassTiger

PS- as noted, there are too many names to mention who helped me ascend to the pinnacle, so impossible to name all of the names. But I noticed that I failed to mention two active posters in Six and Six. I will let you two decide which one is the more popular of the two. Well, in fairness, it is six and WD6, who should now be Gramps6.

I don’t know what happened to bgreen. Maybe he got pissed because someone left the e off his name. Or, the anti police sentiment finally turned him away. I truly believe the anti pig sentiment is directed more toward Token and understandably so.

Na Na Naaa Na....Na Na Naaa Na....Hey Heeyyy, Goodbye!!!

Everybody, sing with me.

[Snakebite]

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That got the blood flowing towards the nether regions.  I bet he can't parallel park a train, though.

[jmar]

Grayson McCall has entered the chat

Does he write his own music?

[CCTAU]

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I’m told we won’t be pursuing him this go around.

[CCTAU]

Looking like Robby A. is planning to leave.  His IG is the source of much speculation currently.

I don’t think he graduates until spring. So this most likely won’t be happening anytime soon.

[Buzz Killington]

I’m told we won’t be pursuing him this go around.

I kind of figured as much, but you never know. Maybe we don't really want functionally illiterate QBs after all.

[GH2001]

I’m told we won’t be pursuing him this go around.

Think Riley Leonard is preferred. Two days ago, he was a lock to nd. Now it’s being said auburn and oregon are in a two man race. It’s crazy season.

[WiregrassTiger]

Dayum still TLDR
How did you pull this off Snags?
It's exactly like something WT would say... only the incredible length outed you.
Nice try though.

No doubt jmar. I did write it, though. But even I am not going back through all of that shit to spell check. Fuck all that.

But surely even just a sentence or two into it, you’d be able to tell that it’s not as dumb as a Snaggle post.

If not, my brain damage must be more severe than I realized.

[wesfau2]

DJ Uglaisleoriweotinpagnpaoweirsd is hitting the portal.

https://twitter.com/UnnecRoughness/status/1730271173412274654

[Kaos]

DJ Uglaisleoriweotinpagnpaoweirsd is hitting the portal.

https://twitter.com/UnnecRoughness/status/1730271173412274654

WHY?  He sucked at Clemson.  Got a second chance and did better where he was. 

[GH2001]

WHY?  He sucked at Clemson.  Got a second chance and did better where he was.

Increased his stock, wants a bigger gig. Plus OSU is in a rough spot after this year - lost their coach, lost their conf.

[wesfau2]

OSU QB in the portal.  How do we feel about another pasty midwesterner in the QB room?

Dillon Gabriel from UCF/OU is in as well.

[wesfau2]

Auburn LB Stephen Sings (?) is leaving.

[GH2001]

its about to get crazy today and the rest of the week.

[Snaggletiger]

So far, no real production on either side of the ball for Aubren has jumped in the port hole.  There will probably be a few surprises, but let's face it, this is not a very talented team overall. As I stated in another thread, a huge portion of real contributors this season came from Group of 5 transfers. They're most likely going to have to go that route again to stop the bleeding, but I don't imagine it will be nearly to the extent as last season.   

[wesfau2]

Will Rogers reportedly heading to Seattle.

[WiregrassTiger]

Will Rogers reportedly heading to Seattle.

I will miss his quotes.

[wesfau2]

We've offered a DE from Vandy.  Their roster is getting decimated.

And a WR from...GaSt???

[wesfau2]

Utah's QB on the move...