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What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?

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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2023, 09:41:22 AM »
We have reached common ground. 

Love you, brother.
Yeah this certainly has a family feel about it... brother of mine.  🤣
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2023, 09:44:12 AM »
What about liquid? Y'all go tea, water, soda, beer, wine, liquor?
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2023, 09:57:41 AM »
What about liquid? Y'all go tea, water, soda, beer, wine, liquor?

Any and all of the last 3. Just not at the same time. Will likely stick with beer this year since my lady will want me to drive to and from Auburn. Biotch should change her name to Daisy, always making me drive and such.
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2023, 10:02:51 AM »
Any and all of the last 3. Just not at the same time. Will likely stick with beer this year since my lady will want me to drive to and from Auburn. Biotch should change her name to Daisy, always making me drive and such.
Reminds me of a Key and Peele episode. They made out like they called their wifes bitch and such... but always after they checked to see that she was out of earshot.
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2023, 10:11:42 AM »
Yeah this certainly has a family feel about it... brother of mine.  🤣

My family drives me insane. I was raised by monsters. Last night, my mother asked my son in law if he wanted ketchup for his Brunswick stew. The fuck?
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2023, 10:12:26 AM »
Gotta' have dressing/stuffing, greens of the turnip variety, and sticky rice with giblet gravy. 

Then, doze off on the couch while Detroit or Dallas play the foosballz.
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2023, 10:16:30 AM »
Give me cornbread dressing and candied yams and leave me alone for a few hours.
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2023, 10:21:59 AM »
Reminds me of a Key and Peele episode. They made out like they called their wifes bitch and such... but always after they checked to see that she was out of earshot.


You couldn’t be more correct if you tried. I’m a pretty good shit talker when she can’t hear me.
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2023, 10:39:41 AM »
Gotta' have dressing/stuffing, greens of the turnip variety, and sticky rice with giblet gravy. 

Then, doze off on the couch while Detroit or Dallas play the foosballz.

What the fuck is stuffing?  Are you talking about the Salmonella ridden shit that uncultured people pack into a turkey anus? 

You are dead to me.

WT, want to be BFF’s?  No homo.
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2023, 10:44:13 AM »
Give me cornbread dressing and candied yams and leave me alone for a few hours.

Yams?

Fuck that. 

Sweet potatoes.  Learn to speak with the grownups in room.
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #30 on: November 22, 2023, 10:44:39 AM »
What about liquid? Y'all go tea, water, soda, beer, wine, liquor?

Beer for mid-morning meal prepping...
Bourbon after the first kickoff...
Assorted fizzy waters during the day to stay hydrated...
and enough of the sticky icky to make Snoop's head spin.
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #31 on: November 22, 2023, 10:46:56 AM »
and enough of the sticky icky to make Snoop's head spin.

You got that purple?
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #32 on: November 22, 2023, 10:54:47 AM »
Yams?

Fuck that. 

Sweet potatoes.  Learn to speak with the grownups in room.
Mother-in-Law is from Chicago.  She makes yams.
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #33 on: November 22, 2023, 10:57:06 AM »
Wonder if the Simpsons had an Indian Thanksgiving??
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #34 on: November 22, 2023, 10:57:55 AM »
What the fuck is stuffing?  Are you talking about the Salmonella ridden shit that uncultured people pack into a turkey anus? 

You are dead to me.

WT, want to be BFF’s?  No homo.

Triggered by side dishes.
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2023, 11:04:40 AM »
Mother-in-Law is from Chicago.  She makes yams.
Yeah had a discussion with a big ol gal from Ohio. She was describing  how she made chicken and dumplings.
And I says, "Your chicken soup have any dumplings, bc that's kinda the main feature, hence the name."
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2023, 11:04:55 AM »
Mother-in-Law is from Chicago.  She makes yams.

That is no excuse.  Why not just have that abortion they call deep dish pizza?  Giordano’s is trash. 

Why not a hot dog on a warm celery seed bun with mustard, onions, tomato, hot peppers and a dill pickle spear??


Okay, that last thing sounds pretty good.

Carry on.
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2023, 11:09:27 AM »
Triggered by side dishes.

I can abide collard greens, a deviled egg with dill (in lieu of sweet) relish and no paprika, yams (blech), canned cranberry sauce, and many other things…but stuffing?  That is a step below Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat. 

Prove me wrong.  Normal people eat dressing with gravy not bread crumbs that you catch deadly diseases from. 
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #38 on: November 22, 2023, 11:11:23 AM »
Triggered by side dishes.

Were you raised by wolves?
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Re: What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
« Reply #39 on: November 22, 2023, 11:16:17 AM »
Were you raised by wolves?
No wolverines. They defecate on their prey so wolves and bears will find another feast.
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