Trying to watch Cursed

[Kaos]

Trying.   It's a takeoff on the whole HGTV- Joanna Gaines-type phenomenon.   Emma Stone and some really nerdy weirdo guy play husband and wife reality stars who are trying to find their niche and are making some kind of funky eco-focused home-flipping show.  They say stupid things like "while affordability is declining, opportunities are rising" and then blurt out worthless word salads that say nothing and mean less. And they do it all with the same saccharin phoniness that permeates everything from Pioneer Woman to the Gaines.

Emma's decision to forego makeup, stay out of the sun to the point that she's almost albino translucent, and color her eyebrows dark makes her incredibly hard to look at.  I can never make up my mind on her, but she looks BAD in this. 

Not sure I can get past that aspect of it.

Not sure where this is going, I've only watched part of one episode, though. 

EDITED:  Nevermind.  I'm out.  I don't need to see some dude's miniscule dick to know he's taking a piss.  Show's over.  No additional interest.  Some of you, though, might be into that. 

[GH2001]

I don't need to see some dude's miniscule dick to know he's taking a piss.  Show's over.  No additional interest.  Some of you, though, might be into that.

Well shit man, now we're all curious.

Has to be a prosthetic right? WT and Snags are the some of the rare few who actually have micropenis. I can't imagine an actor with it would flaunt that like those guys attempt to.

[Kaos]

Well shit man, now we're all curious.

Has to be a prosthetic right? WT and Snags are the some of the rare few who actually have micropenis. I can't imagine an actor with it would flaunt that like those guys attempt to.

Apparently it's a "clever plot point."   


I don't care.

[The Six]

Apparently it's a "clever plot point."   


I don't care.

I'm confused. Is the dude's microschlong the reason Emma isn't getting enough sun or did he just whip it out and whiz as part of a scene because it "adds to the authenticity" of the story?

[WiregrassTiger]

Did someone say penis?

[GH2001]

Did someone say penis?

In your case, micro. Yes.

[chinook]

chirp. chirp.

[Kaos]

I'm confused. Is the dude's microschlong the reason Emma isn't getting enough sun or did he just whip it out and whiz as part of a scene because it "adds to the authenticity" of the story?

Scene transitions and the next scene opens with a full screen shot of a small wiener spraying piss almost directly at the screen.

[The Six]

Scene transitions and the next scene opens with a full screen shot of a small wiener spraying piss almost directly at the screen.

 

[GH2001]

Scene transitions and the next scene opens with a full screen shot of a small wiener spraying piss almost directly at the screen.

You have Snags' attention.

[Snakebite]

Scene transitions and the next scene opens with a full screen shot of a small wiener spraying piss almost directly at the screen.

So the audience essentially gets a golden shower from what appears to be a worry wart on screen?  That sounds like pretty good comedy to me.

[Snaggletiger]

Scene transitions and the next scene opens with a full screen shot of a small wiener spraying piss almost directly at the screen.

You get this on a streaming service?

[GH2001]

You get this on a streaming service?

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