Not feeling it today. Seems repetitive on several points.
1. The Big 10. Bowing to pressure, a commissioner that doesn't have much experience or knowledge "banned" Michigan head coach Harbaugh from coaching on game days for his part in the "sign stealing scandal." TOTAL ass.
2. Pete "Witch Hunt" Thamel. The same piece of human garbage that blew his credibility wad trying to burn Auburn and Cam Newton to the ground is the hyperbolic clown that fanned the flames of The Michigan "scandal." I hate that guy. He's ass.
3. Ryan Day. I despise Ohio State and their Bluto-looking head coach fits those assclowns well. When asked if OSU had turned Michigan in and if they were behind the push to destroy Harbaugh, he smirked and said 'No comment on that right now.' Tantamount to admission. Reminded me of the days when Bear Brunt would call the NCAA on Auburn for giving a player a milkshake when his own team was buying them cars. Can't stand Ryan Day.
4. Gus Malzahn. He's the most bipolar coach ever. His post-game "we just whooped their ass" speech gave me flashbacks. Not good ones.
5. Deion. Yep. You are coaching ASS, Deion. Your mouth has written a book full of checks your coaching acumen cannot cash. We're keeping receipts.
6. The Titboss. Actually, Arkansas is just what they are more often than not. Don't really know if it's him more than just the natural state of being a hog. I keep hearing rumblings that their "powers" have it in their mind to bring Gus home. That would be entertaining at least.
7. Any Heisman voter that doesn't have Jayden Daniels at the top of the list. He's one of the best players I've seen in a long time. He's got Manziel-style wheels with a better-than-Burrow arm. Without this guy? LSU is a three-win team -- at best. None of the three losses are on his shoulders. Voters shouldn't penalize the guy because his team can't field a defense. His performance against Florida was unreal.
8. Defenses against Alabama. I absolutely cannot understand how their receivers are standing with a 15-yard halo of protection around them whenever that big goof Millroe decides to throw. I've never seen a team consistently have receivers that completely alone - and it's been going on for years.
9. Targeting. Targeting is ass. They didn't flag Dallas Turner for spearing Daniels in the head (which in hindsight probably had nothing to do with Saban ranting that there was no way to stop him, they needed to take him out, that was just coincidence) and then did toss a LSU defender for taking on a Florida RB and falling backward as he did. Heard lots of talk that the targeting call against LSU was the league's payback for Kelly making an issue of the Turner hit and not letting it go. Even the officials looked chagrinned when they called it.
10. The Pac10. Lots of commentary that this is the best league in the country. No. If any of the Pac10 makes the playoffs, they'll be muscled off the field and it won't be pretty. Something along the lines of 45-20. They are, as always, soft ass.
11. Auburn fans. Forget football for a minute. Let's look at basketball. I peruse, but never post, other boards. I save my
ruminations for this board. You're welcome. But I do sometimes check temps elsewhere. I saw some of our fans bitching after the late collapse against Baylor that "Bruce Pearl is failing in recruiting. How many NBA level-players are on the court? He just isn't getting the NBA-level talent we need...." Seriously? The greatest coach in Auburn history (any sport), the best recruiting classes in AU basketball history (by far), the highest rated individual recruits in our hoops history (by far), and the most consistent success in AU basketball history and we have UNGRATEFUL fans? I want to slap the shit out of them all. Would if I knew who they were.
Amended to add:
12: Megan Rappio.. BITCH. How many "final" games is this America-hating, communist piece of crap going to have? It's had more "farewell tours" than KISS. It had yet another "final" game/match/series/something Saturday. While I'd never wish physical harm on anyone, I won't be crying because it flopped over and tore an Achilles or something with nobody anywhere near it. Hopefully that puts a nail in it. Go away. And stay away. It was never any good at the game itself, it only became "famous" because of the hateful, ignorant, despicable rhetoric it embraced and spewed.
Now somebody get me a photo of some sweet ass.
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