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Re: Things that are ass - Nein
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2023, 09:08:21 AM »
Suddenly our receivers find open space when previously they seem to have been looking for a jogging partner. Very peculiar.
Them boys been sandbagging PAAAAAAWWWL
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Re: Things that are ass - Nein
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2023, 09:49:11 AM »
You reckon we win out til Bama with a chance of 8-4? That first half offense was what I was expecting preseason. If Thorne & Co. streaks some performances like that together???  I’ll be so happy to be wrong about him. Winning again, no matter the competition, it feels good.

Hes out. Didn't watch a minute....so there will be no hot take here.
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« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2023, 10:33:44 AM »
Hes out. Didn't watch a minute....so there will be no hot take here.

I know. I’m too stubborn to give up on K enjoying wins with the rest of us.
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« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2023, 11:13:56 AM »
Where have these receivers been?
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« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2023, 11:59:50 AM »
Where have these receivers been?

They’ve been open more than given credit for. We’ve been plagued by tunnel vision at qb, bad pass pro on the line, and have not attacked the middle of the field nearly enough, which makes it easier to progress through reads.
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« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2023, 12:37:30 PM »
They’ve been open more than given credit for. We’ve been plagued by tunnel vision at qb, bad pass pro on the line, and have not attacked the middle of the field nearly enough, which makes it easier to progress through reads.
Okay. Be interesting see what we get against Vandy, a weaker defense with less fight than State. 
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Re: Things that are ass - Nein
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2023, 12:53:00 PM »
They’ve been open more than given credit for. We’ve been plagued by tunnel vision at qb, bad pass pro on the line, and have not attacked the middle of the field nearly enough, which makes it easier to progress through reads.

State also played more soft zone, less press. That helped some.
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Re: Things that are ass - Nein
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2023, 01:34:29 PM »
Okay. Be interesting see what we get against Vandy, a weaker defense with less fight than State.

Vandy will likely play their best game of the season vs Auburn. Just a prediction predicated on past meetings.
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« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2023, 01:49:21 PM »
Hes out. Didn't watch a minute....so there will be no hot take here.

This is true.  I did not watch a single moment of this game nor have I seen the first play, even online. Didn’t watch any of Georgia.  Don’t remember who all else we played. 

I’ve watched parts of other games dispassionately.  Have not watched an entire quarter of any game except LSU. A play or two here or there in some of the others.  Still love AU. Occasionally curious. Still adamantly opposed to what Freeze represents (on and off the field). 
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Re: Things that are ass - Nein
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2023, 02:41:28 PM »
Occasionally curious.
Deep down, I knew it. He is still my friend and I stand behind him. Very closely behind him.
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« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2023, 03:36:41 PM »
The receivers were open because they finally did what I’ve been screaming about.  Yes, I’m taking credit for it.  Short routes, quick throws.  Get the ball out of Thorne’s hands quickly.  Slants, shallow crosses, tight end etc.  It was exactly what we ran the last two drives against Ole Miss.  Opens up everything else.
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« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2023, 04:11:52 PM »
The receivers were open because they finally did what I’ve been screaming about.  Yes, I’m taking credit for it.  Short routes, quick throws.  Get the ball out of Thorne’s hands quickly.  Slants, shallow crosses, tight end etc.  It was exactly what we ran the last two drives against Ole Miss.  Opens up everything else.
We all owe you a great deal of gratitude for stressing this to our offensive staff.
It's much better than being a decoy and or being easily shadowed by a defender.
It's actually offensive.
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Re: Things that are ass - Nein
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2023, 04:20:14 PM »
We all owe you a great deal of gratitude for stressing this to our offensive staff.
It's much better than being a decoy and or being easily shadowed by a defender.
It's actually offensive.
He ain’t told nobody shit.

I don’t owe him a damn thing.
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Re: Things that are ass - Nein
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2023, 04:24:06 PM »
He ain’t told nobody shit.

I don’t owe him a damn thing.

He’s raised your kids and hasn’t asked for one red cent! That’s worthy of some praise.
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« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2023, 05:34:53 PM »
He’s raised your kids and hasn’t asked for one red cent! That’s worthy of some praise.
And he did it all on a solicitor's salary. I could spare a few shillings.
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« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2023, 05:46:03 PM »
Fair points
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« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2023, 07:33:38 PM »
This is true.  I did not watch a single moment of this game nor have I seen the first play, even online. Didn’t watch any of Georgia.  Don’t remember who all else we played. 

I’ve watched parts of other games dispassionately.  Have not watched an entire quarter of any game except LSU. A play or two here or there in some of the others.  Still love AU. Occasionally curious. Still adamantly opposed to what Freeze represents (on and off the field).

You are still a Tiger. 

Should I bring up the opening paragraph to A Tiger Looks At 40.

Even if you are like 70 or so now.
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« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2023, 09:36:57 PM »
You are still a Tiger. 

Should I bring up the opening paragraph to A Tiger Looks At 40.

Even if you are like 70 or so now.

K is officially an old fart now. And admittedly can’t tell when it’s a wet fart. That’s a bad feeling.
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« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2023, 09:44:07 PM »
You are still a Tiger. 

Should I bring up the opening paragraph to A Tiger Looks At 40.

Even if you are like 70 or so now.

I am. And will always be.

I’m not changing teams or colleges. I’m just mostly out. 
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Re: Things that are ass - Nein
« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2023, 10:28:10 PM »
The receivers were open because they finally did what I’ve been screaming about.  Yes, I’m taking credit for it.  Short routes, quick throws.  Get the ball out of Thorne’s hands quickly.  Slants, shallow crosses, tight end etc.  It was exactly what we ran the last two drives against Ole Miss.  Opens up everything else.

Ah-Ha…
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