You think you could have assisted Wes on Woopig? That is rich.
It's like this one time I found Lurking Tiger being smothered and manhandled by a tower full of sexually ravenous nuns. I dragged him out of there, against his will as he fought to the tune of the sirens' songs of spankings and oral sex, but to his safety and for his betterment.
'Twas perilous, but I could not let him taste even a little peril. 'Twas too perilous.