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Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Nove

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Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Nove
« on: October 26, 2023, 10:57:55 AM »
Not a lot going on with any marquee mark match ups this week.   About the biggest national tilt, may be FUGA and Florida.  Our beloved Tiggers just went through as tough a 4 game stretch as anyone will face in the country this year, and other than a couple of coulda’ been and shoulda’ been moments, didn’t fare very well.  The next stretch of 4, could/should be more to our liking.  But, we shall see. To get us started:

South Carolina @ Texas A&M:  At this point, who cares?  I pick this one simply because I’m curious (and Bi) about what happens to the losing coach.  Not that anything will actually happen.  I just loathe the Greasy Car Salesman at A&M, and week by week, I’m developing the same distaste for Baby Goiter.  This guy is a jack hole.  Blames everybody but himself, and last week, after Mizzou twisted his Cocks, he took a shot at the Tigers for the poor post game room available for the press conference.  Their stadium is under renovations.  Sakerlina has given up 41, 41 and 34 in the last 3 games, while A&M is on a 2 game losing streak themselves.  Give me the Bonfire Boys at home.

A&M:  34

Cocks:  24


Oregon @ Utah:  This should be one hell of a match-up between two 6-1 teams.  Utah is solid, and always plays good D.  They’re only giving up 15 a game, which was a bit skewed by the 32 USC was able to put up last weekend.  I bring this one up because I really want to see Bo get the statue in NY.  Great stats, but not the pinball machine numbers we’ve seen from QB’s in recent years.  Still, he’s completing over 78% of his passes with 19 TD’s and only 1 interception. A most ripping victory, with great stats might put him at the forefront of a wide open Heisman race.  I’m going Ducks.

Oregon:  30

Utah:  21


Fuck Georgia @ Florida:  The world wants to know what FUGA will look like without Mr. Bowers. Vegas must think they’ll look pretty darn skippy, with a line of 14.5.  Let me go ahead and say, while I think Gusty Gaytah is a little better than people think, I’m not betting against the flea-bitten, mangey mutts until somebody beats them.  I will also say that I think Coach Crew Cut needs this one badly.  Why?  Because The Fighting Percy Harvey faithful were less than enamored with their first year coach’s results last season.  And if they drop this one to FUGA, the Gators end the season with a stretch of Arkansas, at LSU, at Missouri and finishing with Florida State.  It could get ugly.

FUGA:  38

Florida:  28


Mississippi State @ Auburn:  You know things are going bad for you, when you’re a 6.5 point dog against Auburn in the SEC.  As I said above, Auburn is entering a stretch of games in which they should actually be favored, and have a decent chance of winning.  If there was ever an opportunity to show improvement with this offense, this is it.  While MSU’s defense is not horrible, it’s still not what we’ve been facing in recent weeks.  No excuse not to come out of this one with a little better vibe heading down the home stretch.  Here’s to thinking we will.

Auburn:  35

Mississippi State:  17


Feel free to opine, talk amongst yourselves, or just generally GFY. Thoughts?  Other games? 
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Nove
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2023, 11:27:41 AM »
You think we score 35 against P5 competition? I’m expecting another 17-14 or 3-2 type game. We both suck so bad, I see it going either way.

The rest of what you say, I can get on board with. Fuck Jimbo & fuck UGA. 
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Nove
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2023, 12:13:24 PM »
This offense couldn’t score 35 against Alma Bryant. Only a fucking moran idiot would pick this.

I agree re fucking Georgia and Jimbo. I don’t mean literally fucking them but you know the sentiment. Fuck Georgia. This is something that we can all agree on. Even Token but he’d probably want to carry it a little too far. And shoot the unarmed black players.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Nove
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2023, 12:18:52 PM »
Fuck Jimbo & fuck UGA.

I can’t stand that munchkin.  I hope they make him stay through his entire contract.  I want him to earn every penny by suffering through 5-7 seasons.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Nove
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2023, 12:20:21 PM »
We will score 35....maybe 36. It could be before halftime.  I'm right.  You'll see.  Just you wait and see.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Nove
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Nove
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