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Unwatchable garbage
« on: October 18, 2023, 10:00:27 AM »
I haven't watched ESPN much in several years.  It's been on some this season. 

SportsCenter used to be a staple for me.  It's unwatchable trash now.  They keep cutting to these uninformed, worthless women to "give their perspective on" whatever topic.  They're TERRIBLE.  They say nothing, it's just fluff that any moron would already know, but they say it with head-bobbing authority like they're imparting the wisdom contained in the fourth commandment. 

It's painfully bad, like a seventh grade school newscast. Their observations are so obvious a feral hog could make them.  "Christian McCaffery strained his quad or something, we aren't sure. But if he can't go, he won't be able to play this Sunday. We don't know how long he might be out if he doesn't play." 

Oh, thanks. 

They asked some softball player with a gigantic mouth that nearly split her entire head in two about the Phillies hitting and she looked like she had one of those wearable orgasmers attached to her coot and Kyle Schwarber was sitting at home using the app to trigger her tingle. Seriously, that woman could put an entire tennis ball in her mouth and juggle it with her tongue. Jessica something.  I mean she's not terrible looking, but she's just a horrible analyst.

I'm not saying all sportscasters have to be male or have to be white, but that doesn't mean we have to be subjected to this parade of ignorance in the name of inclusion, diversity, equity or whatever justification they have for trotting these insignificant puff pastries out there.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2023, 10:11:50 AM by Kaos »
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WiregrassTiger

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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2023, 11:18:19 AM »
Wes is not going to like this. You know that, right?

I just want everybody to get along.
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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2023, 01:08:40 PM »
Wes is not going to like this. You know that, right?

I just want everybody to get along.

Of course he isn't.....
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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2023, 03:43:57 PM »
Wes is not going to like this. You know that, right?

I just want everybody to get along.

When it comes he’ll sit in shock, cowering in his home, unable to believe that the invading conquerors don’t respect pronouns. 

Meanwhile people that were strapped and loaded, the class he despises, will be out in the fray winning back and securing the freedoms that allow him to hold ridiculous opinions. 
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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2023, 04:43:54 PM »
Meanwhile people that were strapped and loaded,
Most of these guys are strapped with a strap on and loaded with white claw.
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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2023, 05:09:21 PM »
Most of these guys are strapped with a strap on and loaded with white claw.

I prefer the 27 refreshing styles of Truly Seltzers.



And a strap on.
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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2023, 05:21:14 PM »
I prefer the 27 refreshing styles of Truly Seltzers.



And a strap on.

A Blue Moon Light Sky guy, myself.

And I fancy a Chin-Do
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WiregrassTiger

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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2023, 06:17:15 PM »
A Blue Moon Light Sky guy, myself.

And I fancy a Chin-Do
I just talk a good game, I guess. I’m a wine cooler kind of guy. And a little strap on every now and again.
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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2023, 08:00:00 AM »
I just talk a good game, I guess. I’m a wine cooler kind of guy. And a little strap on every now and again.
I knew it...always had you pegged as a Bartles & James guy
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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2023, 11:22:48 AM »
8 responses to Kaos's post and not one of you has asked where Buzz can get one of the Kyle Schwarber wearable orgasmers.

Shame on all of you.
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WiregrassTiger

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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2023, 12:31:10 PM »
8 responses to Kaos's post and not one of you has asked where Buzz can get one of the Kyle Schwarber wearable orgasmers.

Shame on all of you.
Those in the know, know he already has one.
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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2023, 12:43:13 PM »
I knew it...always had you pegged as a Bartles & James guy

Seein what ya did there, I am.
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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2023, 02:17:48 PM »
8 responses to Kaos's post and not one of you has asked where Buzz can get one of the Kyle Schwarber wearable orgasmers.

Shame on all of you.
Are they available anywhere around here?
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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2023, 03:18:59 PM »
Are they available anywhere around here?

I think Crime Dog bought the lot, and that's the "family reasons."
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Re: Unwatchable garbage
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2023, 03:41:29 PM »
I think Crime Dog bought the lot, and that's the "family reasons."
Seems like that would be the opposite
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