X Roll Call....UMass

[Snakebite]

yeah, I didn't give her enough credit. She's a smoke show.

I'll let someone else post the lovely pics.

[Snaggletiger]

Blow wind.  Blow hard with a serious updraft.

[Snakebite]

Blow wind.  Blow hard with a serious updraft.

I tell my wife all the time how lucky she is that all these beautiful women don’t know that I exist. She’d have to fight them off all the time if they saw me.

[GH2001]

I would love to see her nekid. Not to be confused with naked. Cause if you're naked, you have no clothes on. If you're nekid, you have no clothes and you're up to something. Would love to be up to something with the likes of her. While's she's naked. That way she'd be nekid. I aint even sorry.

[Snakebite]

I would love to see her nekid. Not to be confused with naked. Cause if you're naked, you have no clothes on. If you're nekid, you have no clothes and you're up to something. Would love to be up to something with the likes of her. While's she's naked. That way she'd be nekid. I aint even sorry.

I’d be more than happy to underwhelm her, and be a major regret the next morning.

By that time, I would have already won.

[Snaggletiger]

That is a bodacious set of ta ta's. 

[Snakebite]

That is a bodacious set of ta ta's.

These old things? She just threw them on…

[The Six]

I'll be in Charlotte getting ready to run on Sunday. Y'all hold it down for the faithful. I look forward to visiting the Plains later this season. Anything to escape the vortex of suck over here.

[Snaggletiger]

These old things? She just threw them on…

I would nom those titties like Phillip Marshall on a meat lover's deep dish from Pizza Hut.

[WiregrassTiger]

I’d motorboat them titties and spank her ass till it blistered.

[Snakebite]

I’d motorboat them titties and spank her ass till it blistered.

Hell, I’d do the reverse.

[GH2001]

I would nom those titties like Phillip Marshall on a meat lover's deep dish from Pizza Hut.

[WiregrassTiger]

Hell, I’d do the reverse.

I would go down on this bitch and stay down there like I had a snorkel.

I’ll munch on her naughty like a toothless old man on a pork chop.

[wesfau2]

To be clear:

I would.

That said, her schnoz is a little off-putting.

[Snaggletiger]

To be clear:

I would.

That said, her schnoz is a little off-putting.

You should be off pudding.

[Snaggletiger]

Captains for Saturday:

Luke Deal

Kam Stutts

Elijah McAllister

Rob Hickman

Payton Thorne

[Buzz Killington]

I'd like to captain her ship

[Snaggletiger]

I'd like to captain her ship

I'd navigate those stormy seas.

[WiregrassTiger]

I'd like to captain her ship

All kidding aside and staying on topic, I would do my very best to break her hip bone. And I’m as sincere as I can be. It may be sinister but it’s true. And I don’t even care who knows this.

I’d tie her ankles up to around her ears and pound her like a rented jackhammer.

[Snakebite]

To be clear:

I would.

That said, her schnoz is a little off-putting.

Throw some safety glasses on to ensure you don't lose an eye and get after it!