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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2023, 10:46:03 AM »
NCSt (+7.5)/ND
Utah (-7.5)/Baylor
CU (-3)/Neb
Tulane (+7)/OM
UM (+4.5)/TA&M
Bama (-7)/Tx
Oregon (-6.5)/TxTech
AU (-6.5)/Cal
TxSt (+12.5)/UTSA
UAB (+7.5)/GaSo
Coastal (-13)/JaxSt
UCF (-3.5)/BoiseSt

.420 (nice) this week.  55% on the season.
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2023, 01:23:15 PM »
Week 3:
MSSt (+10)/LSU
Mizzou (+5.5)/KSt
ISU (-2.5)/Ohio
USCe (+27)/UGA
UNC (-7.5)/Minn
Tenn (-6.5)/UF
Vandy (-4)/UNLV
OKSt (-7.5)/USA
GaTech (+20)/Miss
CU (-22.5)/CoSt
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2023, 02:05:14 PM »
Week 3:
MSSt (+10)/LSU
Mizzou (+5.5)/KSt
ISU (-2.5)/Ohio
USCe (+27)/UGA
UNC (-7.5)/Minn
Tenn (-6.5)/UF
Vandy (-4)/UNLV
OKSt (-7.5)/USA
GaTech (+20)/Miss
CU (-22.5)/CoSt

Could Tech give Ole Miss enough fits for +20 to not stick? Sure hope so.
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2023, 02:19:57 PM »
Could Tech give Ole Miss enough fits for +20 to not stick? Sure hope so.

I think they can.  This isn't Reggie Ball's Tech.

OK, bad example.  But you know what I mean.
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2023, 02:44:58 PM »
Week 3:
MSSt (+10)/LSU
Mizzou (+5.5)/KSt
ISU (-2.5)/Ohio
USCe (+27)/UGA
UNC (-7.5)/Minn
Tenn (-6.5)/UF
Vandy (-4)/UNLV
OKSt (-7.5)/USA
GaTech (+20)/Miss
CU (-22.5)/CoSt
USCe, KState, USA
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2023, 09:59:49 PM »
I'm with ya, leather.

Thanks.  Nothing like going 2 for 5 to inspire confidence.  I keep telling myself to never bet on Vandy, but those points keep looking so tempting.
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2023, 04:35:28 PM »
Well I guess I am a little gun-shy, don't see much I like this week.  I don't bet on my Hogs, but they might be the best bet at -8.  Maybe the Vols at -6 1/2?
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2023, 09:59:47 AM »
Have a little fun on Friday night and lay 14 to UVA.  They suck harder than Snags at a truck stop.
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2023, 10:37:32 AM »
Have a little fun on Friday night and lay 14 to UVA.  They suck harder than Snags at a truck stop.

Been having some TMJ issues lately. Hand jobs are the order of the day.
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2023, 10:44:01 AM »
Been having some TMJ issues lately. Hand jobs are the order of the day.

Hey... It's still a job.  Some suitors wouldn't mind the clicking noise, or so I hear.
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2023, 10:47:06 AM »
Been having some TMJ issues lately. Hand jobs are the order of the day.

At least the ZJ is still on the menu.
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2023, 10:55:27 AM »
At least the ZJ is still on the menu.
What's a ZJ?
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2023, 10:59:47 AM »
What's a ZJ?

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2023, 07:42:15 PM »
Have a little fun on Friday night and lay 14 to UVA.  They suck harder than Snags at a truck stop.

Early yet, but Christ what a bad call.  Bet the second half accordingly.
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2023, 08:00:21 PM »
Early yet, but Christ what a bad call.  Bet the second half accordingly.

So Snags is still on top in the suck game after all?
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2023, 01:45:40 PM »
Early yet, but Christ what a bad call.  Bet the second half accordingly.

Starting the weekend with a dub.  Nice.

Mizzou looking good and msu sucking per the usual
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2023, 02:46:17 PM »
ISU sucking hind tit.
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2023, 10:21:31 AM »
ISU sucking hind tit.

Matt Campbell should have got a better gig while his stock was high.
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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2023, 01:16:52 PM »
Week 3:
MSSt (+10)/LSU
Mizzou (+5.5)/KSt
ISU (-2.5)/Ohio
USCe (+27)/UGA
UNC (-7.5)/Minn
Tenn (-6.5)/UF
Vandy (-4)/UNLV
OKSt (-7.5)/USA
GaTech (+20)/Miss
CU (-22.5)/CoSt

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Re: Early Lines
« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2023, 01:23:02 PM »
Matt Campbell should have got a better gig while his stock was high.

Is Matt Campbell secretly Carson Becks daddy?
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