UMass - W (They ass.)
Cal (away) - W (Probably will be met with a protest or two.)
Samford - W (Future insurance professionals, doctor types, and lawyerings are a worthy sacrifice for Bro. Hue).
A&M (away) - L (I hate Jimbo and Petrino but they have talent. Eventually, it's gonna work. I think they are a sleeper West contender.)
UGA - L (May qualify as a hate crime.)
LSU (away) - L (That defense will feast on a broken body.)
OM - L (this one could go either way, honestly. Lane is gonna take advantage of catching us recovering.)
Miss St - W (Will Rogers is the best QB in the league. Not that clown at LSU. But they won't use him right.)
Vandy (away...their homecoming) - W (They should go FCS at this point.)
Arky (away) - L (Best RB in the league - not that clown in Oxford.)
NMSt - W (Hoover or Thompson would be a more competitive game.)
Bama - L (Will be close but those guys and their refs will find a way.)
6-6 with a win in the bowl game. 7-6. Good start. Recruiting keeps up and with the portal/NIL action, 2024 looks strong.
Fuck all that.
UMass - W (They still ass and AU is Jarquezz with a camera.)
Cal (away) - W (Maybe the ACC will rethink after Auburn smokes these punks.)
Samford - W (Future insurance professionals, doctor types, and lawyer types are a worthy sacrifice for Bro. Hue).
A&M (away) - W (It ain't gonna work. Already cracks. Hew gets his first pelt. Al.com will start publishing all manner of hit pieces.)
UGA - L (But it's gonna be uncomfortable for bowl cut and crew. Bobo still sucks, btw.)
LSU (away) - W (They moved their best D player to a position that limits what he can do. Kelly is an idiot. Fuck the Baton Rouge curse. Thanks, Bo Nix for ending that.)
OM - W (Hugh goes in dry just like the vermouthe.)
Miss St - W (Will Rogers is a problem but he ain't enough.)
Vandy (away...their homecoming) - W (Avenging a few recent boneheaded screw ups to these nerds.)
Arky (away) - W (Jefferson will have made a "business decision" at this point and the Hogs will get cooked.)
NMSt - W (Starters barely play into the second quarter/)
Bama - W (Their season will already be "over" by their standards after two earlier losses and Auburn will be hyped to the sky.)
11-1 rematch with the Dawgs when we shock the world and do the damn thing!
Then, it's on to the playoffs where we do what Bama couldn't and beat Texas. Michigan beats UGA.
We beat Michigan on a FG. Al Del Greco-style.
14-1. National Champs.
Straight. In. My. Veins!