Johnny Dangerously was a mildly humorous, Michael Keaton movie from the early 80's. But there was one scene that I thought of, after reading through a bookfaces comment section on a story about Jar-Kwez being absent from practice.
- Vermin's going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater.
- Pass it on.
- Vermin's going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy. Pass it on.
- Vermin's going to kill Johnny's mother at the Savoy. Pass it on.
- Vermin's mother is gonna kill Johnny at the Savoy. Pass it on.
- Urgent message through the grapevine, Johnny.
- Yeah? What is it?
- Johnny and the Mothers are playing Stomping at the Savoy in Vermont tonight.
- Vermin's gonna kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight.
- I didn't say that.
- No, but I know this grapevine.
The comments make you scratch your head and wonder where in the holy fuck people get their "information". To recap, here's what we KNOW:
JH was filmed laying pipe into what is presumed to be a co-ed. A video of said plumbing operation was made, and someone put it out on the social interwebs. The University issued a statement saying, we are aware of a DIY plumbing video, several potential plumbers have been suspended, and we are currently watching said video on repeat, until we figure out what to do. Hunter was not at practice Thursday.
That's it!!! Nobody knows one more gawt damn thing about it. However, here's a few tidbits from our fan base, and others, stated as FACT:
-Hunter filmed it without her consent
-Someone else filmed her and Hunter without their consent
-She secretly filmed it, knowing Hunter would soon be a millionaire, and she would have something to blackmail him with.
-It was an ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend who got hold of it and released it.
-There is a pending criminal case against Hunter for filming without consent
-Hunter should be in jail
-The girl's parents are pressuring the University to kick Hunter out of school
-Hunter won't play in 2023
-Hunter has already been cleared to start the first game in 2023
-Hunter actually can swim. Okay, I don't know if they said that. I might have added that last part. That's on me. ($1.00 to Andrew Schulz)