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August 2nd
« on: July 19, 2023, 02:55:02 PM »
13 days until the War Eagle Tigers crank it up on the practice field.  I'm curious about how much access we'll get to what goes on in practice.  We had so many years of paranoid Gus letting the press stay a few minutes at the start.  With Bryman Hatpin, nobody cared.  Either way, I'm pumped.
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2023, 04:47:42 PM »
I'm curious about how much access we'll get to what goes on in practice.

Please no video of the long snappers in the shower.
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2023, 04:53:36 PM »
Please no video of the long snappers in the shower.

Oh, they're coming.  Just gotta' see who they name as the starter.
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2023, 09:34:04 AM »
Oh, they're coming. 

Well, I don't know about that, but their eyes are crossed.
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2023, 11:24:12 AM »
Less than one week and we'll start to get practice reports.

The following day, Aug 3, we get live televised American football.  Ok, so it's the Hall of Fame game (Jets v Browns), but I will watch every second of that farce. 

Then every week after gives you some delicious preseason NFL action leading up to...

Saturday, August 26, which provides the smorgasboard of college football action below:

Navy/ND
UTEP/Jville St
UMass/NMSt (scout our week 1 opponent!)
Ohio/SDSU
Hawaii/Vandy
SJSU/USCw
FIU/LaTech

Our long summer of discontent is nearly over, folks.  Start stretching your livers and digging out your favorite superstitious sartorial mistake and let's get ready for this shit!
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2023, 11:51:54 AM »
Less than one week and we'll start to get practice reports.

The following day, Aug 3, we get live televised American football.  Ok, so it's the Hall of Fame game (Jets v Browns), but I will watch every second of that farce. 

Then every week after gives you some delicious preseason NFL action leading up to...

Saturday, August 26, which provides the smorgasboard of college football action below:

Navy/ND
UTEP/Jville St
UMass/NMSt (scout our week 1 opponent!)
Ohio/SDSU
Hawaii/Vandy
SJSU/USCw
FIU/LaTech

Our long summer of discontent is nearly over, folks.  Start stretching your livers and digging out your favorite superstitious sartorial mistake and let's get ready for this shit!

I have to get a new AU hat and Game Day shirt every year.  I still have time, but the selections will be made soon.
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2023, 12:29:58 PM »
My alma mater (2x) opens up against the Mercer Bears in the FunGomery. Live at the Take a Crap Bowl. I'll be sure to pack the Bersa Thunder along with my stadium seats. Good time to Restore the Roar!
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2023, 05:33:53 PM »
I have to get a new AU hat and Game Day shirt every year.  I still have time, but the selections will be made soon.

And hopefully will be the last time you have to buy that UA garbage. At least there are multiple hat makers in the game I guess.
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2023, 09:40:42 AM »
Kids report today.

First practice tomorrow.

Let's GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2023, 01:29:36 PM »
Its been a long while since being this excited about Auburn football. Who is your #1 guy you'll be watching fall camp. Offense and defense.

Mines...

Avery Jones/offense
Austin Keys/defense
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2023, 01:50:13 PM »
Its been a long while since being this excited about Auburn football. Who is your #1 guy you'll be watching fall camp. Offense and defense.

Mines...

Avery Jones/offense
Austin Keys/defense

I choose:

Camden Brown
Jaylin Simpson

Think both are in position to have a breakout year, and for Jaylin to shoot up draft boards at FS.
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2023, 02:12:36 PM »
Avery Jones/offense
Austin Keys/defense

Camden Brown
Jaylin Simpson

Excellent picks, both.

I'm going to swim upstream a bit:

Offense: Fairweather (TE).  I think Hugh/Montgomery find lots of ways to utilize his mismatches.

Defense: J. Jones (DL).  He's getting some help on the edge.  He's got fellow hole-pluggers.  I think he beats plenty of one-on-one matchups to terrorize QBs.
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2023, 02:34:06 PM »
Offense:  Brian Battie.  I think this guy gives us a dimension on offense we haven't had in quite some time.  Shitcherpants quick/fast.

Defense: Zion Puckett.  Going with more of a sleeper here.  This guy is a tweener.  Listed as a safety, but the size of a linebacker at 6' 226.  Seasoned vet who's ready for a break out year.
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2023, 08:27:15 AM »
I'm looking for a breakout year from Damari Alston on teh offenses and Marcus Harris on teh defense (clap, clap)
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2023, 08:53:44 AM »
Just hoping to enjoy this year of football because venture capital bros and other assorted bean counters have driven this sport into something more akin to WWE than actual competition.  :facepalm:
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2023, 09:48:15 AM »
I'm looking for a breakout year from Damari Alston on teh offenses and Marcus Harris on teh defense (clap, clap)

I am also excited to see what Damari can do.
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2023, 10:26:45 AM »
Who is your #1 guy you'll be watching fall camp.

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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2023, 10:47:18 AM »
I am also excited to see what Damari can do.
I'm also afraid we are gonna see quicker than we thought.
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2023, 10:53:22 AM »
I'm also afraid we are gonna see quicker than we thought.

Bad news for RB1? Heartbreaking stuff, as talented as he is, if we can’t get him cleared.
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Re: August 2nd
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2023, 10:59:24 AM »
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