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« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2023, 04:03:12 PM »
Bridges was Hunters camera man and was involved in releasing the footage. As I understand it, he is the only casualty from HunterGate.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Tolan Gone
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2023, 04:06:24 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on July 28, 2023, 04:03:12 PM
Bridges was Hunters camera man and was involved in releasing the footage. As I understand it, he is the only casualty from HunterGate.
Dear 8 pound 6 ounce, newborn infant Jesus...
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2023, 04:09:04 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on July 28, 2023, 04:03:12 PM
Bridges was Hunters camera man and was involved in releasing the footage. As I understand it, he is the only casualty from HunterGate.

You know, I think I'll release a porno that I filmed of one of my teammates.  Just seems like the right thing to do, and people will really get a kick out of it. 
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2023, 04:11:12 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 28, 2023, 04:09:04 PM
You know, I think I'll release a porno that I filmed of one of my teammates.  Just seems like the right thing to do, and people will really get a kick out of it.

Of all the things one could get dismissed for...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2023, 04:20:48 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on July 28, 2023, 04:11:12 PM
Of all the things one could get dismissed for...

Ummm.....Mom....Dad....funny thing happened at school today.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2023, 04:33:22 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 28, 2023, 04:09:04 PM
You know, I think I'll release a porno that I filmed of one of my teammates.  Just seems like the right thing to do, and people will really get a kick out of it.

In Cayden's defense, I think he was in the film also at the head of the bed.  Girl was shish kebab'd.
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« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2023, 05:07:41 PM »
Quote from: Snakebite on July 28, 2023, 04:33:22 PM
In Cayden's defense, I think he was in the film also at the head of the bed.  Girl was shish kebab'd.

It just moved.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2023, 11:22:36 AM »
Quote from: Snakebite on July 28, 2023, 04:33:22 PM
In Cayden's defense, I think he was in the film also at the head of the bed.  Girl was shish kebab'd.

Sorry I tried to spitroast your mom.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2023, 11:56:16 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 31, 2023, 11:22:36 AM

Sorry I tried to spitroast your mom.

Had to look this one up. Phrasing!
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« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2023, 12:19:55 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on July 28, 2023, 04:03:12 PM
Bridges was Hunters camera man and was involved in releasing the footage. As I understand it, he is the only casualty from HunterGate.

Went looking for info and found this rage-inducing bit of tid:

With Bridges no longer on the team, only two players — running back Jarquez Hunter and offensive lineman Gunnar Langlo — remain from Auburn’s 2021 signing class.

https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2023/07/auburn-safety-cayden-bridges-no-longer-on-the-roster-source-confirms.html
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Tolan Gone
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2023, 12:43:04 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 31, 2023, 12:19:55 PM
Went looking for info and found this rage-inducing bit of tid:

With Bridges no longer on the team, only two players — running back Jarquez Hunter and offensive lineman Gunnar Langlo — remain from Auburn’s 2021 signing class.

https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2023/07/auburn-safety-cayden-bridges-no-longer-on-the-roster-source-confirms.html
Hugh had better start running stadiums with these kids and lifting weights in his garage.
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Re: Tolan Gone
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2023, 04:18:02 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 31, 2023, 11:22:36 AM

Sorry I tried to spitroast your mom.
I believe the term is menage a trois
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