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Freakishly Tall....
« on: June 27, 2023, 06:08:02 PM »
Mallett Cat.....has apparently died. Sounds like he drowned in the Ocean in the Florida Gulf Coast. I was down there this past weekend and the riptides were as bad as Ive ever seen. Very sad.

https://www.deltaplexnews.com/white-hall-head-football-coach-ryan-mallett-drowns-in-florida/
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Re: Freakishly Tall....
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2023, 06:59:52 PM »
Have had nearly a dozen go down in the last week or so.

No one respects those red flags.

Shame about Ryan.  He was electric on the field.
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2023, 08:24:35 PM »
Yeah. PCB has been full of idiots the last week.
They think because the water looks a bit more calm that the flags are wrong.
3 more this past weekend.
I was sitting on the beach Sunday by Schooners and the beach patrol runs up and pulled three out of the water while pointing at the ocean and telling them they were swimming in a riptide. It was a single red, but people still have no clue how dangerous the ocean is. They think that stuff only happens to other people.

RIP to the freakishly tall Mallet Cat!
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2023, 09:23:58 PM »
Yeah. PCB has been full of idiots the last week.
They think because the water looks a bit more calm that the flags are wrong.
3 more this past weekend.
I was sitting on the beach Sunday by Schooners and the beach patrol runs up and pulled three out of the water while pointing at the ocean and telling them they were swimming in a riptide. It was a single red, but people still have no clue how dangerous the ocean is. They think that stuff only happens to other people.

RIP to the freakishly tall Mallet Cat!

It’s mostly people coming from 300-400 or more miles away. Often their first or second time to the gulf. It’s not the lifers like you, me, Wes, snags and many of us on here who have been seeing that water for decades and get it. Literally heard a guy arguing with the bay county sheriff Saturday that he didn’t fly all the way here from Chicago to not get in the water. Soon as the sheriff would leave, the idiots would hop back in again.

Fucking. Morons.
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2023, 11:08:44 AM »
It’s mostly people coming from 300-400 or more miles away. Often their first or second time to the gulf. It’s not the lifers like you, me, Wes, snags and many of us on here who have been seeing that water for decades and get it. Literally heard a guy arguing with the bay county sheriff Saturday that he didn’t fly all the way here from Chicago to not get in the water. Soon as the sheriff would leave, the idiots would hop back in again.

Fucking. Morons.

Less, now, is the theme, "Come for vacation, leave on probation." Here lately its been "Come for vacation, leave in a box."

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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2023, 11:30:08 AM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2023, 02:06:14 PM »
HANG THE BANNER!

Bay County, Fla has hung many championship banners over the years but this is a new one.
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2023, 07:27:51 PM »
Apparently, Mallet drowned at or near Destin.
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2023, 09:35:42 PM »
Apparently, Mallet drowned at or near Destin.

I saw the Okaloosa SD make the statement that he drowned. And totally forgot that Destin proper (not Sandestin or Miramar) was actually in Okaloosa not Walton.
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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2023, 09:42:25 AM »
Apparently, Mallet drowned at or near Destin.

He was on Holiday Isle and the Sheriff's statement said that the flags on that beach were yellow.

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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2023, 03:29:43 PM »
He was on Holiday Isle and the Sheriff's statement said that the flags on that beach were yellow.

Unless that thing is Green, I am always going to take caution.

"Yellow Flag: Beach Warning Flags MEDIUM HAZARD - Moderate Surf and/or Strong Currents."
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2023, 04:22:43 PM »
Unless that thing is Green, I am always going to take caution.

"Yellow Flag: Beach Warning Flags MEDIUM HAZARD - Moderate Surf and/or Strong Currents."

Oh, preaching to the choir here. 
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« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2023, 11:34:33 AM »
Unless that thing is Green, I am always going to take caution.

"Yellow Flag: Beach Warning Flags MEDIUM HAZARD - Moderate Surf and/or Strong Currents."

I don't think we'll ever see a green flag again. They don't fly those in PCB any longer.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2023, 11:47:34 AM »
the oregon coast laughs at red flags on the sandy, flat shores of the panhandle.   
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« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2023, 01:33:15 PM »
the oregon coast laughs at red flags on the sandy, flat shores of the panhandle.

Of course....Ugly women always laugh at the hot ones.
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