What Is That Now.....3?

[Snaggletiger]

Two years ago, our President fell multiple times trying to walk up the steps of Air Force One. Then, him fall down, go boom trying to stop his bike.  Today, he tripped over a sand bag that was on stage at the Air Force graduation ceremony.  Crumpled like a cheap suit.

I'm sincerely hoping the man can stay upright a little longer, because the alternative actually scares the hell out of me.

[Kaos]

Two years ago, our President fell multiple times trying to walk up the steps of Air Force One. Then, him fall down, go boom trying to stop his bike.  Today, he tripped over a sand bag that was on stage at the Air Force graduation ceremony.  Crumpled like a cheap suit.

I'm sincerely hoping the man can stay upright a little longer, because the alternative actually scares the hell out of me.

You’ve never wanted to be ruled by a slavering hyena?

[GH2001]

You’ve never wanted to be ruled by a slavering hyena?

You’d hit it. Don’t lie. Maybe in the dark. Drunk. But you would.

[Kaos]

You’d hit it. Don’t lie. Maybe in the dark. Drunk. But you would.

With a baseball bat.

[dallaswareagle]

What kid of heels are those on his shoes? ?

[Kaos]

What kid of heels are those on his shoes? ?

Horseshoes. 

Devils have hooves, you know.

If I had to guess?  They've got one of three functions:

1. Help the idiot stand up straight
2. Help the idiot maintain balance
3. Give the idiot a few more inches in height. 

[jmar]

Your President has GPS inserts so he can be found should he wander off.

[Buzz Killington]

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Gerald Ford to the stage.