My wife so graciously volunteered our home for the Christmas Tour of Homes. Meaning half of Dothan will be trampling through our house Dec. 13th. We already have 5 Christmas trees up and every mantle, stair rail, entranceway, cabinet etc. is covered in Santas, Nutcrackers, garland and every piece of foo-foo frilly shit known to man. I've been living in a winter wonderland for about 3-4 weeks already. I have no money left to buy the kids anything but the house looks damn fine.