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Re: A-Day
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2023, 10:29:35 AM »
They're dedicating a statue to The Big Hurt on Saturday morning.  I'm going to crush a workout before I go.  I'm really going to enjoy the ceremony, and I'm taking my wife.  Know why?
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2023, 12:34:36 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 30, 2023, 10:29:35 AM
They're dedicating a statue to The Big Hurt on Saturday morning.  I'm going to crush a workout before I go.  I'm really going to enjoy the ceremony, and I'm taking my wife.  Know why?

Wait...are you going to Auburn? or Pound Town, USA!
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2023, 12:54:06 PM »
The only way that I will come to a game this season is if they will dedicate a statue to CCTAU.
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2023, 01:32:38 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on March 30, 2023, 12:34:36 PM
Wait...are you going to Auburn? or Pound Town, USA!

At his advanced age, it's more like Soft-Smush Town.
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2023, 01:46:44 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 30, 2023, 01:32:38 PM
At his advanced age, it's more like Soft-Smush Town.
He can still take a pounding with the best of them.
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2023, 02:23:52 PM »
-23 for all of you.  The correct answer is....
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2023, 04:37:06 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on March 30, 2023, 12:54:06 PM
The only way that I will come to a game this season is if they will dedicate a statue to CCTAU.

You won't be invited.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: A-Day
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2023, 04:37:39 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 30, 2023, 02:23:52 PM
-23 for all of you.  The correct answer is....

She's gonna let you wear your balls?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: A-Day
« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2023, 04:41:29 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 30, 2023, 04:37:06 PM
You won't be invited.
I will desecrate your statue every time that I’m in town. You can bank on it.
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2023, 05:06:48 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 30, 2023, 02:23:52 PM
-23 for all of you.  The correct answer is....

Stopping at “Doggy Dawg Bay” for a corn dog?

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Re: A-Day
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2023, 05:19:56 PM »
Quote from: Snakebite on March 30, 2023, 05:06:48 PM
Stopping at “Doggy Dawg Bay” for a corn dog?

That looks delicious.


Wait....I mean.....that's gross.
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2023, 05:35:11 PM »
Quote from: Snakebite on March 30, 2023, 05:06:48 PM
Stopping at “Doggy Dawg Bay” for a corn dog?
I’d have difficulty eating this in public. But if I were hungry, no problem.

I just wouldn’t try to deep throat it like some of you would.
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2023, 05:56:57 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 30, 2023, 10:29:35 AM
They're dedicating a statue to The Big Hurt on Saturday morning.  I'm going to crush a workout before I go.  I'm really going to enjoy the ceremony, and I'm taking my wife.  Know why?
Doug Flutie said so?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: A-Day
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2023, 06:32:17 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 30, 2023, 05:56:57 PM
Doug Flutie said so?

You just don't say "no" to the Flute.

Fuck's sake, man, this is basic shit.
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2023, 09:33:07 AM »
New A-Day format? I kind of like it...
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2023, 10:18:09 AM »
Let me toss a wet blanket over the festivities.  58 degrees and an 80% chance of rain may find Snags popping open a few cool ones in the Wiregrass come Saturday.
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #36 on: April 04, 2023, 10:28:03 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2023, 10:18:09 AM
Let me toss a wet blanket over the festivities.  58 degrees and an 80% chance of rain may find Snags popping open a few cool ones in the Wiregrass come Saturday.

Boo!  We need a leader, not a loser!!!!
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Snaggletiger

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Re: A-Day
« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2023, 10:36:32 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 04, 2023, 10:28:03 AM
Boo!  We need a leader, not a loser!!!!

No, your the looser.

But seriously, I'm going to keep an eye on the weather.  If it's going to be pouring rain, I won't be sitting in JHS watching some silly, jacked up version of a spring football game. If it looks like the weather will hold off, I'll head that way.
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #38 on: April 04, 2023, 11:24:19 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2023, 10:36:32 AM
No, your the looser.

But seriously, I'm going to keep an eye on the weather.  If it's going to be pouring rain, I won't be sitting in JHS watching some silly, jacked up version of a spring football game. If it looks like the weather will hold off, I'll head that way.

sort of with the nutless one here....IF its rain and under 60 degrees, that isn't a whole lot of fun. In fact, it's miserable if you're just sitting still in a stadium. Now, a bar is a different story.
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Re: A-Day
« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2023, 11:30:05 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on April 04, 2023, 11:24:19 AM
Now, a bar is a different story.

This conclusion is so late, Axl Rose got mad and left before it got onstage.
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