January 27, 2008.
Following a regularly scheduled daily presser where the Bama Nation gets the update on what SSSSS...The Coach had for breakfast and the exact time of the subsequent poop, it's color and consistency, whether he was pleased with said color and consistency and if not, what SSSSS hollered to his colon in order to make it produce an acceptable movement the following day. All part of the process.
Following the poop presser, SSSSS...The Coach, met secretly with Deinhart to watch film on T.O. Clinton Portis and Tom Brady, who have all expressed a heartfelt passion for coming back to college so they could play for SSSSS.