Port Hole

[GH2001]

^^this

I tried so hard. He got me. Hastings is more full of himself than any AU coarch in my lifetime. Coarch Dye was pretty cocky at times. But coach Dye could be because he was coach Dye. Hastings is not.

Kaos was one of the first I remember warning of him. I’m a member of some secret Auburn internet places that I’m not at liberty to discuss and there were allegations and hints there, too. I thought it was a bunch of koonga boonga. I did not want to believe it.

Allen Green without the e, iirc, screwed us over. And I was saying kudos to Al for being his own man and standing up to the powers that be. Boy, that was fucking dumb of me.  I thought it was time to get away from JABA.

Sometimes, the old AU is a good thing. It prevents a catastrophe like AG made with Harper.

I cannot imagine another season with him. The roster would be juco level.

I stuck with him too long and kept believing they were just out to get him. I refused to accept reality.

It reminds me a lot of when they told me that my first wife had run off with a black man.

Coach Dye hit the recruiting trail immediately and it showed. He thinned out the weaklings and unified the team. That NEVER happened with Harsin. Not before the investigation. Surely not after. And don't call him Shirley.

[GH2001]

Still busy in the port hole.  I was premature, like I was in bed this weekend, on the Mean Green OLB.  But we got ink from North Texas receiver, Jyaire Short. 

6'2" 218

23 catches for 628 yards and 11 TD's.  That's 27 yards a catch.

This is what potato boy didn't do ^^

[Snakebite]

:hijacked:I don’t know how to break this to you, other than to just come right out and say it.

Your wife is white.

Well… shit

You know any good lawyers?

[Snaggletiger]

Well… shit

You know any good lawyers?

Nope.  But I know  little German.

He's sitting over there.

[Snakebite]

Nope.  But I know  little German.

He's sitting over there.

Watched the Val Kilmer documentary on Prime.  It was pretty sad, and he is kind of strange.

Wasn't the LB from North Texas supposed to announce at some point today?

[Snaggletiger]

Watched the Val Kilmer documentary on Prime.  It was pretty sad, and he is kind of strange.

Wasn't the LB from North Texas supposed to announce at some point today?

Didn't I already tell you?  Pay no attention to the fact that he hasn't announced yet. Only that I said he did.

Top Secret is definitely in my top 2-3 favorite Abrahams/Zucker movies.  So damn sneaky good.

[Snakebite]

Didn't I already tell you?  Pay no attention to the fact that he hasn't announced yet. Only that I said he did.

Top Secret is definitely in my top 2-3 favorite Abrahams/Zucker movies.  So damn sneaky good.

It be official now. He and the 6’2” WR Shorter getting me all puf’t up in the nether regions.

[Kaos]

Please please please don't make me re-post the list of red flags that happened BEFORE they went after him.

Cause and effect have gotten severely reversed on the Harsin saga. Dude had the same red flags at Boise....we just didn't want to listen. Myself included.

Hes an absolute narcissistic, self absorbed buffoon who never had any business at a P5 program, and he hasn't learned one damn thing since.

Leather pants?

[GH2001]

Leather pants?

and lots of plastic....but ZERO self awareness.

[GH2001]

GH broke the news by text. Have to give credit to the news source.  North Texas Mean Green Grad Transfer, Larry Nixon, chooses the good guys.

6'2" 236 OLB

Nixon appeared in 41 games over the course of four seasons for the Mean Green, collecting  245 tackles, 11.5 tackles for loss and 6.5 sacks. In 2022, Nixon started all 14 games for UNT, racking up 105 tackles, 5.5 TFL and a sack.

This did end up happening last night. Great pickup.

[Kaos]

and lots of plastic....but ZERO self awareness.

But they're influencers!

[Snakebite]

But they're influencers!

Wannabe Kardashians of the Midwest. I wonder if Coach Corn still has a burning sensation when he takes a leak.

[Snaggletiger]

I have no idea if they're still probing the port hole.  I imagine they always are.  But, I sure do feel better about going to war this season. May not win 5-6 games, and an injury here or there on the O-line may derail the whole season.  However, I don't think there's any question we're in a better position as far as overall talent.

[Kaos]

I have no idea if they're still probing the port hole.  I imagine they always are.

Yep, those leather pants wearing whores probe all holes. 

[Snaggletiger]

Yep, those leather pants wearing whores probe all holes.

Kinky

[wesfau2]

Another body on the edge, Steve Sings (6'3"/255):

Sings appeared in 25 games over the course of three seasons for the Flames, recording 48 total tackles, 9.5 tackles for loss, and 7.0 sacks. He was apart of a Liberty front that finished third nationally in total sacks in 2022.

https://www.si.com/college/auburn/football/auburn-football-lands-liberty-flames-transfer-edge-stephen-sings

[Snakebite]

Another body on the edge, Steve Sings (6'3"/255):

Sings appeared in 25 games over the course of three seasons for the Flames, recording 48 total tackles, 9.5 tackles for loss, and 7.0 sacks. He was apart of a Liberty front that finished third nationally in total sacks in 2022.

https://www.si.com/college/auburn/football/auburn-football-lands-liberty-flames-transfer-edge-stephen-sings

Wish we could’ve gotten the other dude, but this should be a good depth piece.

[Snakebite]

Hooks from Jackson St. commits. We got some WR options now.

[GH2001]

Hooks from Jackson St. commits. We got some WR options now.

Add the db from nmsu too. Although rivals is saying this is pending due to seeing if hewww accepts it. They have not gotten that confirmation yet.

He actually had better stats against Bama than anyone on our team did.

[Snaggletiger]

Hooks is 6’4” 205.  Had 66 catches for 775 yards and lit the lamp 10 times.