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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #240 on: May 03, 2023, 02:10:01 PM »
Here's what  a combination of the port hole, and shitty recruiting will do for you.  Out of the entire 2021 cruitin' class, including port holers, we now have the following left on the roster:

Jar Kwez Hunter

Garner Langlo

Cayden Bridges

Donovan Kaufman
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #241 on: May 03, 2023, 02:49:49 PM »
Here's what  a combination of the port hole, and shitty recruiting will do for you.  Out of the entire 2021 cruitin' class, including port holers, we now have the following left on the roster:

Jar Kwez Hunter

Garner Langlo

Cayden Bridges

Donovan Kaufman
I usually only casually glance at anything you write. If that much. Like most people.

But when I saw Jarquez in the porthole thread, I almost went old school Kaos on some motherfuckers.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #242 on: May 03, 2023, 03:05:08 PM »
I usually only casually glance at anything you write. If that much. Like most people.

But when I saw Jarquez in the porthole thread, I almost went old school Kaos on some motherfuckers.

Tomato to the face.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #243 on: May 03, 2023, 03:44:08 PM »
Here's what  a combination of the port hole, and shitty recruiting will do for you.  Out of the entire 2021 cruitin' class, including port holers, we now have the following left on the roster:

Jar Kwez Hunter

Garner Langlo

Cayden Bridges

Donovan Kaufman

Kaufmann was a transfer, no?  Not really a croot in that sense.

Looks like we're getting the MichSt QB.  And this twat should get you all tingly in your jiggly bits:
https://twitter.com/JLeeAULive/status/1653847229348601858
« Last Edit: May 03, 2023, 03:49:15 PM by wesfau2 »
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #244 on: May 03, 2023, 03:56:54 PM »
Kaufmann was a transfer, no?  Not really a croot in that sense.

Looks like we're getting the MichSt QB.  And this twat should get you all tingly in your jiggly bits:
https://twitter.com/JLeeAULive/status/1653847229348601858
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #245 on: May 03, 2023, 04:05:31 PM »
Donovan’s brother was Andy. Andy was a professional wrestler.
And the voice of Mighty Mouse
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #246 on: May 03, 2023, 04:52:00 PM »
Kaufmann was a transfer, no?  Not really a croot in that sense.

Looks like we're getting the MichSt QB.  And this twat should get you all tingly in your jiggly bits:
https://twitter.com/JLeeAULive/status/1653847229348601858

Thus, the "Out of the entire 2021 cruitin' class, including port holers, we now have the following left on the roster:"

Never gonna' turn down a 6'9" 345 lb OT.  But realistically, his suitors right now are Mississippi State, Eastern Kentucky, Jackson State and La. Tech. But we need numbers.  Big numbers on that side of the ball.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #247 on: May 04, 2023, 08:11:27 AM »
Thus, the "Out of the entire 2021 cruitin' class, including port holers, we now have the following left on the roster:"

Never gonna' turn down a 6'9" 345 lb OT.  But realistically, his suitors right now are Mississippi State, Eastern Kentucky, Jackson State and La. Tech. But we need numbers.  Big numbers on that side of the ball.

Play it Big Pookie!
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #248 on: May 04, 2023, 11:51:18 AM »
A lot of BUZZ KILLINGTON on Payton Thorne squeezing through the port hole and committing to the War Eagles. Could be just rumor, but hopefully we hear something soon either way.

If it happens, I see it as a definite upgrade, to say the least.  There were times when I thought Ashford was as bad as anything Auburn had ever put on the field at QB.  We're talking Kadril Frayzha, Fetal Mosely bad. Yes, a lot of that had to do with being thrown into the fire behind a shitty line in a Bryman Hatpin offense.  I will admit that when Caddy took over, and got back to the basics, in a run oriented offense, RA showed a few flashes of what could be, especially with his athleticism. 

But the guy is a total unknown.

Payton Thorne would bring two years of starting experience in the Big 10.  In 2021, Meat Chicken State went 11-2.  Thorne was:

235-389  60.4%  3,240 yards  27 TD  10 INT

MSU fell hard to 5-7 last year.

242-387  62%  2,679 yards  19 TD  11 INT

Not overwhelming stats, but solid.  A little concern with the interceptions, but way more good than bad.  To put it in perspective, since Cam Newton in 2010, only once has an AU quarterback thrown for 19 or more TD's.  Nick Marshall threw for 20 TD's in 2014.   
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #249 on: May 08, 2023, 10:16:51 AM »
Is Hew done port hole fishing or are there more carp to bring into the boat?
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #250 on: May 08, 2023, 10:25:01 AM »
Is Hew done port hole fishing or are there more carp to bring into the boat?

Thinking Auburn is in good standing with the WR's from Colorado and North Texas, the OL from Tulsa, and the Edge from James Madison.  That's at least what the talking heads that I listen to on the daily think.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #251 on: May 08, 2023, 11:07:30 AM »
Thinking Auburn is in good standing with the WR's from Colorado and North Texas, the OL from Tulsa, and the Edge from James Madison.  That's at least what the talking heads that I listen to on the daily think.

true words Snake although the pundits seem to think Keon Coleman is a no - mutual from both sides.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #252 on: May 08, 2023, 04:23:47 PM »
I have eligibility left.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #253 on: May 08, 2023, 04:40:30 PM »
I have eligibility left.
You've been on a medical redshirt for over thirty years. Give it up already!
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #254 on: May 08, 2023, 04:49:29 PM »
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #255 on: May 08, 2023, 07:00:02 PM »
You've been on a medical redshirt for over thirty years. Give it up already!

Damn it, I still have my Covid year left.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #256 on: May 09, 2023, 09:41:40 AM »
Auburn picks up a large rodent from the port hole.  Jaden Muskrat. A 6'3" 307 lb. O-lineman from Tulsa.  Started 12 games last year for the Golden Hurrycane. 

Add some experience to the depth chart.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #257 on: May 10, 2023, 11:39:10 AM »
Former AU OT, Colby Smith, lands just down the road at Troy.  6'8" 320.  Let's see if he can crack the starting line up at a Group of 5 school. 
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #258 on: May 10, 2023, 12:17:26 PM »
Former AU OT, Colby Smith, lands just down the road at Troy.  6'8" 320.  Let's see if he can crack the starting line up at a Group of 5 school.

That's a big boy to not have sniffed the starting line up.  Must be addicted to ankle weights.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #259 on: May 12, 2023, 03:22:45 PM »
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