Not about truth.
It's about an Auburnlike outcome with a limited scope because the outsider's mentioned are ill suited for the job of going toe to toe with Saban and Kirby in our little corner of the map.
You may be for Deion. You may think Freeze is the likely end result. I’m saying neither will happen.
Pretend it’s prom. You’re a single, successful guy. You just got out of a shitty, toxic relationship with a girl who nobody liked and who treated you like garbage.
You need a date.
Deion is the high school freshman who’s just growing into her body. She looks good, but she’s 15. She has to be home by 11 pm.
Freeze is the slut who fucked half the basketball team and then cried on the altar at the Freewill Baptist church. Claims to be redeemed but you know she’s been giving hand jobs in the Winn Dixie parking lot on Saturday Hutus. She’s already shown you her tits and said she’ll blow you in your car after the prom.
Most of the rest of the girls have dates. Despite your bruised ego, you know you’re good enough to take most of them if the offer was right. So you wait.
But you aren’t taking the baby or the whore.
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