Pree-Dick-Shuns Week Kyu

[Snaggletiger]

No a smorgasbord of top shelf games this weekend.  THE Ohio State University finally plays somebody with a trip to Pedo Bear U, the World’s Largest Cocktail Party takes place in Jacksonville, Lane’s Landsharks visit the Bonfire Boys, and the Hawgs make a visit to The Planez.  So yeah, not a titty-lating slate, but it’s college foosballz just the same.

tOSU @ Penn State: Vegas currently has the Buckeyes as a 14 point favorite on the road.  Sandusky U looked like world beaters against us, very pedestrian in the rest of their wins, then got boat-raced by Meat Chicken.  I have no idea how the term boat-raced got started, but I’ve heard it a lot lately, especially in reference to Penn State.  Motorboating little boys, I get.  But boat-raced?  Whatever it means, I look for tOSU to crank the Quad Yamaha 400’s, and drag PSU around whatever lake is closest to Happy Valley.

tOSU:  48

PSU:  24

Florida @ FUGA:  Not technically “@” since it’s at a neutral site.  For the record, I hate these neutral site games.  I have no dog in this fight(Literally), but how much better of an atmosphere would it be playing this game on each campus?  And why do they insist on taking millions in revenue and letting Jacksonville, Florida be the beneficiary?  But I digress.  Fuck Georgia.

FUGA:  35

Florida:  17

Ole Miss @ Texas A&M: I guess I’m an SEC guy for the most part.  Sort of.  More along the lines of being able to say our conference can beat the shit out of your conference.  I have SEC teams that I never want to see win a game, like A&M as long as Jimbo is there…..FUGA because, Fuck Georgia etc.  Bama is just Bama under Lord Saybinz.  You pull against them every game, but hope against hope that they somehow drop two whole games in a season. Where am I going with this?  I have no clue. Just that, I kind of wanted to see Lane take the Black Bears much farther than the miserable ass whipping they toted home from Baton Rude.  It’s hard to pull against Joey.  He makes the game fun.  But, tote one, they did.  Now, they head over to College Station to take on A&M and the Greasy Car Salesman, Jimbo.  The Faggies are riding a modest 3 game losing streak.  Ole Miss is a 3.5 point favorite.  I think they bounce back and cover.

Ole Miss:  31

TA&M:  20

Arkansas @ Auburn: Hatpin’s Horde is back in action.  Oh boy, can’t wait.  Only 6 things scare me about this game, but I’ll name one.  The Hawgs run the ball, and we have gotten our collective shit pushed in on the ground lately.  Despite pulling the same, dumbfuck pee wee garbage against Ole Miss, that he’s pulled every game so far this season, Robbie Assfurd did some decent things, and a totally re-tooled O-line, kind of, sort of, blocked better.  The recent history is on our side.  Auburn has won the last 6 in a row by an average score of 43-14. It’s not out of the realm of possibility for us to have more points than they do.  That’s my whole analysis.  Just because…

Auburn:  28

Arkansas:  24

What say you?     

[Buzz Killington]

titty

You had me here

Fuck Georgia.

And here

It’s not out of the realm of possibility for us to have more points than they do.

Then you lost me here

[wesfau2]

Agree with all your picks except the AU game.

This Hog squad runs well.  The Tigers don't tackle the runner well.

Their defensive weakness, the secondary, won't be a liability for them and they can sell out to stop the run.

Hogs by 20.

This is the game our defense finally quits.  Harsin gone on Monday.

[Snaggletiger]

Agree with all your picks except the AU game.

This Hog squad runs well.  The Tigers don't tackle the runner well.

Their defensive weakness, the secondary, won't be a liability for them and they can sell out to stop the run.

Hogs by 20.

This is the game our defense finally quits.  Harsin gone on Monday.

You are such a tease.

[dallaswareagle]

 Harsin gone on Monday.

Season is lost (again) fire him right after the game, make him find his own transportation. 8:00am meeting coaches office with a moving truck parked out front.

[Snaggletiger]

As many have speculated, nothing will happen with Hasbeen until the new AD is named, at the earliest.  I'm in that same boat, and believe it's the only smart thing to do.  The biggest issue we face is recruiting.  Early signing day, when 90% of the signings will happen, is less than two months away. How do you go about that with Hairpin still at the helm, most likely as a lame duck corch, or maybe a Zac Etheridge as interim, not able to tell recruits who will be running the show? 

Not a good position to be in either way. 

[Buzz Killington]

As many have speculated, nothing will happen with Hasbeen until the new AD is named, at the earliest.  I'm in that same boat, and believe it's the only smart thing to do.  The biggest issue we face is recruiting.  Early signing day, when 90% of the signings will happen, is less than two months away. How do you go about that with Hairpin still at the helm, most likely as a lame duck corch, or maybe a Zac Etheridge as interim, not able to tell recruits who will be running the show? 

Not a good position to be in either way.

Big dogs walk in their own poop though.

[Hogwally]

I don't know if the hogs will win or not, we seem to be snake-bit down there lately, losing in some of the dumbest ways and by some of the worst calls possible.  But I think there will be many more points scored by both teams.  If you take the ball and throw it up in the air our defense freaks out and doesn't know what to do, so I'll go with something like first one to 45 wins.

[Buzz Killington]

I don't know if the hogs will win or not, we seem to be snake-bit down there lately, losing in some of the dumbest ways and by some of the worst calls possible.  But I think there will be many more points scored by both teams.  If you take the ball and throw it up in the air our defense freaks out and doesn't know what to do, so I'll go with something like first one to 45 wins.

Where is this 45 you speak of?  We haven't been there in a long time.

[GH2001]

I don't know if the hogs will win or not, we seem to be snake-bit down there lately, losing in some of the dumbest ways and by some of the worst calls possible.  But I think there will be many more points scored by both teams.  If you take the ball and throw it up in the air our defense freaks out and doesn't know what to do, so I'll go with something like first one to 45 wins.

So auburn airs it out 50 times, the hogs run it 50 times - and whoever doinks their late 4Q fg try loses...ammarite?

Just don't be like mizzou and fumble into the pylon.

Quick factoid for the Awwbren Woes Iggles - If they lose to the piggies Saturday, they will officially have a losing streak to every sec west team - at the same time. Im not sure ive ever seen that other than maybe 2012.

[AUJarhead]

I don't know if the hogs will win or not, we seem to be snake-bit down there lately, losing in some of the dumbest ways and by some of the worst calls possible.  But I think there will be many more points scored by both teams.  If you take the ball and throw it up in the air our defense freaks out and doesn't know what to do, so I'll go with something like first one to 45 wins

45?  Arkansas will kick Auburn in the nuts, and then the players will go into the stands and pork the Auburn Cheerleaders in front of Aubie...  45 times.

[wesfau2]

45?  Arkansas will kick Auburn in the nuts, and then the players will go into the stands and pork the Auburn Cheerleaders in front of Aubie...  45 times.

They're gonna pork 'em, Russ.

[AUJarhead]

They're gonna pork 'em, Russ.

Finish your breakfast.

[CCTAU]

AU will win 34-21.

[dallaswareagle]

AU will win 34-21.

Does Arky not come back after half time and we score two touchdowns in the second half?

[Snaggletiger]

I'm serious in saying it wouldn't blow me away if we won this game.  Not expecting it, just wouldn't be that surprised.
 While the D sucked ass against Ole Miss, it looked like the offense found a little sump'n sump'n they could hang their hats on. 

As I've said numerous times, as long as the players are still busting that ass, I'll still be watching and looking for something positive. If they quit, it won't get Hairpinz fired. I firmly believe nothing is going to happen there until a new AD is in place.   

[CCTAU]

Does Arky not come back after half time and we score two touchdowns in the second half?

No dumbass fumbles by Ashford and we beat Ole Mrs handily.

[GH2001]

No dumbass fumbles by Ashford and we beat Ole Mrs handily.

We can play the hypothetical and woulda coulda shoulda game all year long. But…

[CCTAU]

We can play the hypothetical and woulda coulda shoulda game all year long. But…

True. But the potential is there. Its not as if there is no hope. And that is what a lot of people have given up on. 
AS snaggless sally referred to earlier, it wouldn't surprise me if we won this game.

[dallaswareagle]

Its not as if there is no hope.

Yea, but the water is circling the drain and the water has been turned off for lack of payment.

Explain to me, what hope you have?   It is 2008 and 2012 all over.