In honor of the Queen of England passing today:
When Mother Teresa died, she had been walking around Heaven for a couple of days, when she summoned St. Peter.
"St. Peter, I've been here in Heaven for 48 hours. I see everybody walking around with a halo. I don't have a halo. Is there some sort of problem?"
No Mother Teresa. We ran out a few days ago. The new ones are on back order. I'll get it to you as soon as they come in.
Well, see that you do.
A couple of days later, St. Peter delivers the halo to Momma T, and all is well, until she calls on St. Peter again.
Is there a problem Mother Teresa?
There certainly is. I just saw Princess Di walking around, and St. Peter, she's got the biggest halo I've ever seen. Now, I don't mean to complain, but you know my record. I don't have to tell you about my works on earth. And what did she ever do. Marry into royalty? Do a few photo ops? Why the huge halo, St. Peter?
Calm down, Mother Teresa. Calm down. That's not a halo. That's a steering wheel.