Top HC candidates

[WiregrassTiger]

My top 3 short list is as follows:

1. Joe Lee Dunn
2. Neal Calloway
3. Cornbread Maxwell

If we can’t get any of them, I believe that we should hire a midget.

We can probably get one real cheap. Think about it. How many successful midgets do you know?

Midgets have limited job opportunities,  so they are much cheaper than regular sized coaches.

And if we can get a black midget? Even cheaper.

[Buzz Killington]

My top 3 short list is as follows:

1. Joe Lee Dunn
2. Neal Calloway
3. Cornbread Maxwell

If we can’t get any of them, I believe that we should hire a midget.

We can probably get one real cheap. Think about it. How many successful midgets do you know?

Midgets have limited job opportunities,  so they are much cheaper than regular sized coaches.

And if we can get a black midget? Even cheaper.

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you pull this crap.

I mean, black midgets aren't cheap these days.  When we tried to get one for my cousin's Bah Mitzva...um, I mean, man, you are so dumb.

[Snaggletiger]

This take is so short sighted.  I mean, short people do have their positive attributes.  They never look down on anyone.  But the reality is, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

On that note, I once had a midget neighbor who was epileptic.  He just loved pizza too.  It seemed like every day he had little seizures.

[AUJarhead]

If we can’t get any of them, I believe that we should hire a midget.

He's in the Pacific Northwest, but I think we could get him cheap if we throw in a pair of crocs.

[WiregrassTiger]

All kidding aside, I know a little German.

[Snaggletiger]

All kidding aside, I know a little German.

He's sitting over there.

[Kaos]

Southern U has one.  Manager or ballboy. Couldn’t do any worse than Harsin. 

[GH2001]

Southern U has one.  Manager or ballboy. Couldn’t do any worse than Harsin.

So freeze would be better? 

[Kaos]

So freeze would be better? 

I'll take the midget ballboy over Freeze. I'd take Frankenberry over him.  Definitely Count Chocula.