Picked up their preseason rag last night. Wish I hadn't. They hate us. Tank and Derick Hall are pretty good. After that:
Bryman Hatpin is on the hot seat after only one year.
Those evil boosters are meddling again.
We have no QB
Our recruiting sucked
Not one of our units, QB, RB, WR, O-line, D-line, LB, DB or special teams, is considered top 5 in the nation.
We're preseason #46 behind Bama, FUGA, A&M, Arkansas, Ole Miss, Tennessee, LSU, Florida, Kentucky and Mississippi State
We're one of the teams trending downward
Oh well, you know how it goes when nobody expects diddly, fiddly, fickity squat from Auburn.