Cruitin'

[Kaos]

Every bit of this.  Fuck that buck-toothed goober.

Nice when we are on the same team. 

[GH2001]

God, hiring Freeze would be a royal fuckup that will take us down the UT road of the lost decade. 39-25 Ole Miss record.
 He won 10 games one season, and 9 the year before that.  40, 7, 19, 21, 7 are his recruiting classes, giving him an average class at 18th and he was paying players.  NIL basically makes that legal now.  I'm afraid people are basing their want of him because he beat Saban back to back seasons.  Big fucking whoop. If I'm not mistaken Gus has the best record against Saban than any other coach out there and we were ready for him to leave. He also has a hooker scandal and DM'ing a sexual assault victim to tell her that her attacker is a man of God and the best Christian he knows.

Most of what you said is correct. But he wasn’t defending her attacker. It is his ad at liberty who is not her attacker or alleged attacker. She is simply trying lump him into the whole thing because he worked at Baylor at a before this job. Social media peddling of that is how rumors grow legs. Lot to critique of freeze. But This just ain’t true. Should he have messaged at her at all regardless of the context? No. But he’s not defending her attacker.

[WiregrassTiger]

Nice when we are on the same team.

it’s not like I didn’t know that Wes batted for the other team, at least sometimes. But I never expected you.

Disappointing.

[WiregrassTiger]

^^^He speaks for us all^^^

Of course, all this means is that he will be the next coarch at Auburn.

I agree with with fucking Bucky…I mean, saying “fuck you” to him but there’s one fag on here that I happen to know just loves the idea of hiring this charlatan.

Maybe because he’s a weirdo? The fag wanting to hire him, not Bucky Beaverteeth.

[AUJarhead]

Just a side note, and a reminder to everyone.

On Thursday, we do arms.  Because if you want a chick drinking your pecker porridge, in the backseat of a Kia Sportage, your arms better be fuckin' swole.

Carry on.

Sage legal advice, from our esteemed counselor.

[Buzz Killington]

Just a side note, and a reminder to everyone.

On Thursday, we do arms.  Because if you want a chick drinking your pecker porridge, in the backseat of a Kia Sportage, your arms better be fuckin' swole.

Carry on.

Or if you want your bacon bazooka blasting goo on her labia in the back of a GMC Acadia

[AUJarhead]

Or if you want your bacon bazooka blasting goo on her labia in the back of a GMC Acadia

I had you figured for more of a "screw them in a very uncomfortable place" person, Buzz, if I can be honest.

[Snaggletiger]

Or if you want your bacon bazooka blasting goo on her labia in the back of a GMC Acadia

If you want to shoot your meat sauce, all over a chick's lip gloss, your pecs better be fuckin' swole.

[Kaos]

I didn’t like the Chizik hire.  I was right, I was wrong and I was right again.  But I never disliked the man. 

I wasn’t a fan of the Gus hire.  Thought we could have done better and he wasn’t ready.  I was right.  Then I was wrong.  Then I was right for a long time.  But I never disliked Gus personally.

I was hopeful about the Harsin hire. Then I saw the photo of his freak family.  And I was out.  Knew he wouldn’t fit.  I don’t care for his family and he doesn’t have enough personality or presence to know if I like him as a person or not. I don’t very much probably.  He’s odd, off, weird. 

Bucky the Whoremaster?  I despise him personally.  I don’t like him as a human being.  I can’t get over that.  Hope we have better sense. 

[wesfau2]

I had you figured for more of a "screw them in a very uncomfortable place" person, Buzz, if I can be honest.

Like the back seat of a Volkswagen?

[Snaggletiger]

With the addition of 4* O-lineman, Clay Wedin, that gets us back to 11 commits.  Yes, cruitin' has been painfully slow, but no matter the pace, if it continues at this level of quality, and keeps addressing our biggest needs, it may turn out to be a damn good class.

Out of the 11, eight are 4* recruits.  3 large O-linemen, 2 Edge Rushers and 1 big D-lineman.  About 14 more slots to fill, plus the port-hole available, which should kick in big time once the season is done.

Speculation here, but getting quality recruits with the season suckage and Harbinger's job teetering on the edge of a cliff, they must be learning the ropes with the NIL dealio.

[GH2001]

With the addition of 4* O-lineman, Clay Wedin, that gets us back to 11 commits.  Yes, cruitin' has been painfully slow, but no matter the pace, if it continues at this level of quality, and keeps addressing our biggest needs, it may turn out to be a damn good class.

Out of the 11, eight are 4* recruits.  3 large O-linemen, 2 Edge Rushers and 1 big D-lineman.  About 14 more slots to fill, plus the port-hole available, which should kick in big time once the season is done.

Speculation here, but getting quality recruits with the season suckage and Harbinger's job teetering on the edge of a cliff, they must be learning the ropes with the NIL dealio.

This guy gets it ^ the one with no balls. Up above. Right here. Read that last paragraph. This may sound crazy - because it kind of is - but these are kids who want to be at auburn but also want an nil deal but also possibly want to know that they will be under a different staff than the dysfunctional product they see now. Those three things are converging right now.

[Snaggletiger]

Bumpity Bump.

Just a name to remember in the next couple of years. Alvin Henderson, from Elba, which is WT's former neck of the woods, is a sophomore running back.  Already has over 50 D1 offers.  Not a big guy at 5'10" 180, and Elba is playing in a much smaller classification. But the kid can ball.

Elba is 11-0. He has 2,430 yards on 176 carries and 44 TD's.  That's kicking the touchdown every 4 carries.  I'd say if he puts on 10-15 pounds over the next couple of years, this kid is going to get some serious love.

[Snaggletiger]

Cruitin' News:  We picked up a commit from 4* D-lineman, Darron Reed.  6'4" 270.  He flipped from LSU and had offers from Clemson, Miami and Ohio State among others.

[Snaggletiger]

That puts us at #39 according to 247, with only 12 commits.  9 of those are 4*.

[wesfau2]

That puts us at #39 according to 247, with only 12 commits.  9 of those are 4*.

My nephew just teased me that we got another commit this am...but now the fucker won't pick up his phone!

Brenton Williams 6'4" 245 DE/Edge.  3* originally from Opelika.

[Snaggletiger]

My nephew just teased me that we got another commit this am...but now the fucker won't pick up his phone!

Brenton Williams 6'4" 245 DE/Edge.  3* originally from Opelika.

That jumped us 7 spots to #32. 

[Snaggletiger]

So far, this class has two O-linemen, two interior D-linemen, and three Edge Rushers.  Definitely hitting needs so far.  With the loss of D. Hall and Eku, we're pretty much left with slightly built, Dylan Brooks off the edge.  Been a while since we've had someone capable of flying around the corner and making the QB's life miserable.  Loved Hall, and he kept getting better and better each year.  Great all around D-lineman, but didn't have that burst off the edge.

[wesfau2]

So far, this class has two O-linemen, two interior D-linemen, and three Edge Rushers.  Definitely hitting needs so far.  With the loss of D. Hall and Eku, we're pretty much left with slightly built, Dylan Brooks off the edge.  Been a while since we've had someone capable of flying around the corner and making the QB's life miserable.  Loved Hall, and he kept getting better and better each year.  Great all around D-lineman, but didn't have that burst off the edge.

Still a few big dogs on the DL that will walk late.

[Snaggletiger]

Still a few big dogs on the DL that will walk late.

Walk late, as in....?